I want cigarettes.

I lost my wallet so my license is not with me.

I went to the 7-11 and waited in line patiently to ask the cashier/manager for some Marlboro Menthol Lights in a box. He then asked me for my ID and I explained to him that I lost my wallet while at Andrew's Air Force base and don't have my license anymore. He then said he has no proof that I am 18. So I point out that this punk rock fuck looking chick that checked out in front of me was not carded and he replied "she work at the adult porn shop next door, I know her long time." I tell him that's bullshit and I have bought cigarettes here before many times and the night shift guy knows me. He kept saying "I don't know you, I don't know you" and I just got pissed off because I'm niccing lick hell and I said "FUCK YOU, COME AGAIN!" and walked out of the store.

I proceeded to the next 7-11, conveniently located 4 blocks away and told the guy up front that I lost my wallet and dont have my license and would appreciate it deeply if he could sell me my cigarettes I desire. He said "No ID, Cant sell to you." I told him I've bought cigarettes many times here as well from 3 different people. He told me "sorry" and i walked out fucking pissed as hell.

I NEED A GOD DAMN CIGARETTE!!!!!!

motherfucking Arab bastards in DC!!!