GOD DAMNIT!!!

[Humphrizzle]

I want cigarettes.

I lost my wallet so my license is not with me.

I went to the 7-11 and waited in line patiently to ask the cashier/manager for some Marlboro Menthol Lights in a box. He then asked me for my ID and I explained to him that I lost my wallet while at Andrew's Air Force base and don't have my license anymore. He then said he has no proof that I am 18. So I point out that this punk rock fuck looking chick that checked out in front of me was not carded and he replied "she work at the adult porn shop next door, I know her long time." I tell him that's bullshit and I have bought cigarettes here before many times and the night shift guy knows me. He kept saying "I don't know you, I don't know you" and I just got pissed off because I'm niccing lick hell and I said "FUCK YOU, COME AGAIN!" and walked out of the store.

I proceeded to the next 7-11, conveniently located 4 blocks away and told the guy up front that I lost my wallet and dont have my license and would appreciate it deeply if he could sell me my cigarettes I desire. He said "No ID, Cant sell to you." I told him I've bought cigarettes many times here as well from 3 different people. He told me "sorry" and i walked out fucking pissed as hell.

I NEED A GOD DAMN CIGARETTE!!!!!!

motherfucking Arab bastards in DC!!!

[BobbyFresco]

Sucks dude..I know how it is to want a cigarette...*lights one up*

[Humphrizzle]

fuck you.

[BobbyFresco]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EBP_EM1 again.

lol.....

[Humphrizzle]

i havent had any cigarettes since like friday... i really need one i start getting all lightheaded, my stomach hurts, i get twitchy and feel wierd.

[BobbyFresco]

Since Friday?...I don't think I could go that long......Damn dude....You need to ride around until you find a gas station that will sell to you or just use this as a basis towards quitting..I mean you haven't smoked since Friday.......

[Humphrizzle]

i dont wanna quit!

not smoking isnt in the cards.

it gives me something to do with my hands, it gives me time to think about shit, it helps me relax (i know people disagree but it does).

I'll go drive when it gets late.. i hate this fucking shit.

[revsk8erdude]

funny you mention this, my friend is a security guard and he confenscated (spl) 2 whole boxes from a guy today and we split it. if youre up for a drive i can give a box containing about 50 cartons of marlboro's (i dont know the sub-name) sorry.

[ultm8mind]

Sucks, but maybe you shouldn't use the Lords name in vain. That's why you don't have a smoke.......

[revsk8erdude]

Sucks, but maybe you shouldn't use the Lords name in vain. That's why you don't have a smoke.......

LMFAO!!!!!

[Humphrizzle]

get a mod to change it then..

i'm in DC.. i want cigarettes.. too far away.

[revsk8erdude]

get a mod to change it then..

i'm in DC.. i want cigarettes.. too far away.

so why are you on importATLANTA?

well i dont smoke so ill just burn up the whole box.

your loss...

[Humphrizzle]

I came here for the summer.. I move back to Newnan the 17th.

[Killer]

I want cigarettes.

I lost my wallet so my license is not with me.

I went to the 7-11 and waited in line patiently to ask the cashier/manager for some Marlboro Menthol Lights in a box. He then asked me for my ID and I explained to him that I lost my wallet while at Andrew's Air Force base and don't have my license anymore. He then said he has no proof that I am 18. So I point out that this punk rock fuck looking chick that checked out in front of me was not carded and he replied "she work at the adult porn shop next door, I know her long time." I tell him that's bullshit and I have bought cigarettes here before many times and the night shift guy knows me. He kept saying "I don't know you, I don't know you" and I just got pissed off because I'm niccing lick hell and I said "FUCK YOU, COME AGAIN!" and walked out of the store.

I proceeded to the next 7-11, conveniently located 4 blocks away and told the guy up front that I lost my wallet and dont have my license and would appreciate it deeply if he could sell me my cigarettes I desire. He said "No ID, Cant sell to you." I told him I've bought cigarettes many times here as well from 3 different people. He told me "sorry" and i walked out fucking pissed as hell.

I NEED A GOD DAMN CIGARETTE!!!!!!

motherfucking Arab bastards in DC!!!

so you're pissed that people are actually doing there jobs and trying to keep products such as cigarettes and alcohol out of minors....


that sounds mature...

get a friend to pick some up for you and quit whining.

[Killer]

funny you mention this, my friend is a security guard and he confenscated (spl) 2 whole boxes from a guy today and we split it. if youre up for a drive i can give a box containing about 50 cartons of marlboro's (i dont know the sub-name) sorry.

i call bullshit... ian, stop trying to act cool... ur 12 and noone likes you.

[Humphrizzle]

dont know anyone here and i only have a debit card.

If you want to hold onto those cigarettes, i'll stop by on the way back home and pick them all up if you dont want them.

[nreggie454]

Sucks for you, but you can't be too mad for them doing their job.

I thought cigarettes relaxed me too... until I realized the lack of cigarettes was the exact thing that was making me so tense. Good luck on your hunt anyways.

[Humphrizzle]

thanks.. the reason i dont have any right now is because my brother's in Guantanamo Bay Cuba training some Navy kids and took my pack i got before he left.

[Crazy Asian]

AHHAAH you think it's that bad try 4 and half weeks WITH NO FUCKING SMOKING !!!!!

[Humphrizzle]

i got cigarettes.. i called my brother and asked him for one of his friend's numbers and i called her and got 2 packs.. i'm good for about a week and a half...

[Hektik]

SOOOOOO let me get this straight. Your throwing out racial slurs, because your some punk kid who doesnt have the resposibility to keep track of his own license, and now cant buy ciggarettes because other people are being responsible and doing their jobs( as killer already said).... hmmmmm the irony... maybe next time you should grow up a bit and be more responsible with your shit.. mean while go home and cry to mommy

[Humphrizzle]

my moms in utah. she lives there. i dont live with my parents.

i got cigarettes.


shut up, fag.

[Double_0_Rusty]

haha I know the feeling...I smoke about a pack and a half a day......I HATE IT....Im 19 and have been smoking since I was 14. sucks major ass

[Humphrizzle]

i smoke maybe 3 a day..

i couldnt imagine smoking that much.

[Double_0_Rusty]

^^^^it's killing me man in two ways.....wallet and life. I smoke Newports at that........bad habit....

[Hektik]

my moms in utah. she lives there. i dont live with my parents.

i got cigarettes.


shut up, fag.

thanks for prooving my point kid..

[Humphrizzle]

sorry i called you a fag sir... i meant fartknocker.. more politically correct and funnier word.

i'm bored.

[BB6dohcvtec]

man you better be searching for that wallet

[BobbyFresco]

i got cigarettes.. i called my brother and asked him for one of his friend's numbers and i called her and got 2 packs.. i'm good for about a week and a half...

Good..You sounded like you were about to go psycho...LOL...I know the feeling....I get homicidal myself from time to time w/out my nicotine.

[Humphrizzle]

yeah my wallet's been gone for about a week or so.. i cancelled my big debit card and i needed a new license anyways.. i'll be getting my motorcycle license when i get back to GA so my dad can buy me a motorcycle.