FREESTYLE FRIDAY'S

[CHUCK NORRIS]

I punch n*ggas and sh.it w/ my big a$s fists.
Don't matta who u are, I'll make u my bi.tch.
Try to swing at me? Man u gotta be smokin'
tell me how u gonna breathe when I'll be chokin'

the **** outta you? I still won't be through
till every cell in your body turns black and blue.
I'll slap the damn face - right off of your head
and replace it your a$s - I smell what you said.

So u wanna praise Jesus - the son of Joseph?
I'm own the d.ck that f.ucked Mary, just no1 knows this.
Immaculate conception - please do the math,
I'm God's God fool - the best f.ck Mary had.

[Slow Motion]

Take a look around tell me what do you see
If life were picture perfect then you wouldn't see me
Ice so bright that you blinded by the light
So when you look to the left you'd swear it was the right
G5 flights and rose sippin
Flow so sick that it smell like im whippin
I keep a clean kitchen just in case
24 years old never caught a case
Got 3 indictments and 0 convictions
tell me who's boss
Ask ya mom she in the kitchen.

[Slow Motion]

I punch n*ggas and sh.it w/ my big a$s fists.
Don't matta who u are, I'll make u my bi.tch.
Try to swing at me? Man u gotta be smokin'
tell me how u gonna breathe when I'll be chokin'

Sounds like a prison scene...

[Lucky.]

I'm a weapon that fires
Lyrical projectiles with no mercy
I'm cold blooded like reptiles
Touch a pregnant ***** and make her give birth to a dead child
Every time I flex styles
****** vacate the premises and become exiles
I manufacture rhymes like textiles of x-files
And lighten juveniles
Living life with no purpose
Organize a army that will make the devil's nervous
Competition is worthless
Like the electoral vote
If you provoke I'll break your mother****ing neck in a yoke
Your better off throwing your ****ty life away sniffing coke
Technique will choke you into a spiritual state
And it will take a lake of hydrochloric acid to soften this
I'll fake your parents suicide and kill you in the orphanage
But I inspire ideological metamorphosis
Stop talking **** or I'll make your existence a memory
So you can have me frozen cryogenically for centuries
But I'll break the ice if anyone on the planet mentions me
I'll burn a hypocritical flag intentionally
Explosive revolutionary
Chemistry's my destiny

[quickdodge®]

Who had to go and bring this to the surface
Like the 07 Dolphins you turned out to be worthless
So I'll get started now with my ability to flex a win
No one will find out until they notify the next of kin
Of your demise
I despise
Bitch ass punks swarming me as if they was flies
Cause I'm the shiit
I leave you like a broke 6 year old in Toys R Us throwing a fit
I'm wise beyond my age
You starting to get me enraged
My lyrics are National Treasure, so call me Nicolas Cage
Don't bring any girl around me cuz I'll visually rape her
Leave you fucced up asking for FORTY mules and ONE acre
Then I get that girl and take her
And make her
Not so shy a little less bashful
Have her calling me Krystal's cuz I just gave her a sackful
Of semen
See man?
Now she's asleep just steady dreamin'
Yet screamin'
As if she was possesed by a demon
Now I let you go
Of my lyrical chokehold
And you runnin round town yelling, "I'M A FREE MAN!"

Hehehe. A little tunage after 12 hours of driving. Lolol. Later, QD.

[SicStang03]

You guys give me a headache readin all this stupid ****
Makes me want to go to the bathroom and beat my ****
You try to come back with a line but you choke
Similar to the feeling of my **** stuck down your throat
You studder and stall like a wunna be
This **** right here is real, Ima gunna be
I roll plenty deep
Step to me and you will see
I don't do AK's and gats, I'm packin bigger heat
Leave bitches dead in the street
For thinkin they can **** with me

[BABY J]

Time for the Friday Freestyle bump,
The posters in this thread are really no comp-
etition, cause my mission is to shut 'em down.
The "win" in your rhymes simply can't be found,

f*ckin clowns, I hope you drown, as I beat u down.
Don't come around bc my sounds are the best to be found
in this town. B/c I've earned the crown...
while u fags parade around in f*ckin heels and gowns.

Don't even try to compete, cus u can't rock-it.
When I grab the macrophone, I drop that hot-sh1t.
Tryna cop it (my style) n*gga please just stop-it
Cause them flows that you spit are really way

[Sammich]

uh uh uh uh..yea uh..turn it up..i cant hear in my right ear

yea uh..here we go..yea yea..o yea so i...turn it up i cant hear that ****

yea yea yea uh uh yea uh uh yea...uh uh uh yea

[On_Her_Face]

i wanna be a farmer,
crop grower,
twenty inch blades,
on my lawnmower.

[Crazy Asian]

I said a what what in the butt
I said a what what in the butt

[Sammich]

[Crazy Asian]

.

[Sammich]

*refrains from thread jack*

lol wut

[MistaCee]

Bringing this sh!t back like repeated heart attacks,
I try to stay intact with these hatas on my back,
I never let em get the benefit, I can scan the hatas out call me lasajet.
Be determined get respect. Live your life pay ur debts. and Try to stay fresh.
Fock you hata and suck ur motha, never resort to violence don't want to become anotha brotha.
That has fallen to statistics, I'm already living in a war and neva was enlisted.

[BABY J]

Yeah it's sir pimness bitches - thought I was gone?
Don't call it a comeback - my flows are always on
point... like a dagger, slicing your rhymes in half.
You don't add up to my swagger ****** just do the math.

You little accident rhymers, dropping Aesops Fables
step back b/c I'm killin you like Cain killed Able.
I'm the truth. You ain't neva seen a ***** flow like me,
stack dough like me, fuck hoes by the threes

You'll be banned from real life tryna step to this...
you swing you'll miss, drop a rhyme and get pissed
on. Maaaaannnn - yall some funny little no-name cats
like eBay springs son your rhymes are wack.

[FasTech]

*Slow pitch clap*

[BABY J]

I like waffles, with butter and drenched in syrup.
But i never get time bc I'm always tryna hurry up
and drop some ryhmes in this thread and bring it back.
But it's failing big time b/c the opposition is wack.

Got me hissin and wishin that there was competiton
but I know that on this site that ain't exisitin'.
Fags still talkin shit while there bitch is gittin
pumped up and down by me like a engine piston.

[BKgen®]

roses are red.
violets are blue.
this thread is fucking gay.

[BABY J]

^^ lies

[rehab]

speedminded busting, crack pipe dustin'
Smoking that rock like a hooker hustlin'
But speedminded's gonna, spark it like a holla
Suck it down and catch a ride on a stroller
Eyeballs glowing, brain fucked and stoning
Stumbling in the alley screaming and crowing
He lost his home, a cosy cardboard throne
While he was behind the dumpster smoking bone
Another bum took it, speedminded gets to eat shit
Having to sleep in a flea infested dump pit
But that's okay, because speedminded's gay
For an anal virgin perverts will pay
So he'll be alright, even if it's a cold night
catnip will be there to hold him real tight

[BABY J]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALVIN]

Shrink Shrink blinkity blink

Trying to make me think

Go to the sink an vomit

Clean it up with Comet

Earth is my Plah Net