Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
Ive heard a version of the last one that was a little different.

A woman's husband goes out of town on a business trip, so she goes to the sex shop to get a new dildo to keep her company. She gets there and tells the clerk that she wants the newest, best dildo on the market. The clerk says to her "well, we just got this one in. Its actually a trial version but I'll go ahead and sell it to you. All you have to say is "magic dildo my pussy" and it will fuck you untill you tell it to stop". She didnt believe it, so the clerk says "magic dildo that chair" and the dildo floats over to the chair and starts tearing it up. Then he says "magic dildo that plant" then it tears the plant up. She buys it and takes it home and trys it out as soon as she walks in the door and has the most intense orgasm she has ever experienced. She is so overwelmed, she forgets how to turn it off. After having another 5 orgasms, she gets in her car and is driving back to the sex shop to talk to the clerk. She starts having orgasm after orgasm while she is driving and is swerving all over the road. A cop pulls her over to see what the problem is. After hearing her story, the cop replies "magic dildo my ass"...
Lol.... I like that one better!!! +1