*Employee* Aye boss i need to talk to you...
*Boss* what is it, i'm busy
*Employee* well boss i have a new born and i'm working for low pay I was wondering..
*Boss* so what... so you want a Fawking raise huh you prick
*Employee* welll...... *sigh*.. well yes sir
*boss* you want a raise.. ok no problem.. i have a check in my desk in my office.. follow me
*employee* thank you sir.. i really need this
*boss* no problem I DIE BITCH DIE