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    Default The Life of a Battery

    If your a battery, your either working or you're dead.


    What a shit life.





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    Shut the fuck up.

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    Truly the dumbest thread I have ever seen, congrats

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    sounds like a better life than yours faggot shut the fuck up and stop posting.
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.


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    I thought this was going to be longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    I thought this was going to be longer.
    Like an Energizer?

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    this is so sad
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!

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    damn, poor guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobbieDB
    Like an Energizer?
    Haha...

    Ever read that "Life of an Egg" thing?

    So you think your life is bad. Just think how bad the life of the egg is...

    You only get laid once!
    You only get eaten once!
    It takes 4 minutes to get hard
    2 minutes to get soft
    You have to share a box with 11 other guys
    And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.


    There...that's a good "Life of..." joke.

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    More reps coming your way jackass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    More reps coming your way jackass.
    i tried i have to spread some hate first....
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    More reps coming your way jackass.
    x2

    you really should understeer yourself into an 18-wheeler
    Operation "Un pimp my ride" is in progress.....

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    What about when the battery is in the store, or not being used at the time?



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    ...epic fail

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    Life of a Tool

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    hahaha @ life of an egg.

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    lol wow that totally backfired...





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    Quote Originally Posted by I ♥ My S13
    lol wow that totally backfired...
    Sorry bud...

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    Worst thread on IA. You should leave and get in your dryer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Worst thread on IA. You should leave and get in your dryer.

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    your statement isnt even true, batteries gradually lose their ability to hold a charge, but most people just think they go dead when in actuality they just cant output a sufficient amount of cranking amps to start your vehicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by green91
    your statement isnt even true, batteries gradually lose their ability to hold a charge, but most people just think they go dead when in actuality they just cant output a sufficient amount of cranking amps to start your vehicle.
    I thought he was talking about these...


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