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    Default what happens when you get a blonde genie?

    got this in an email and thought it was funny as shit!


    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE?


    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

    He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub..
    Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

    The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
    surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins
    to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $1,000 bills.

    Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

    As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire but ...........
    why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!."

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    lolol. ahh u racist fuk. lol j/p
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    awesome! I knew the punchline as soon as I read Ku Klux Klan though...

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    hahah that's pretty good

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    i think i missed the humor....


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    AWW shit.... I'm offended... Laughing.. but offend

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    lol... ha i get it hung.. like a black man..........






































    thats racist!

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    LOL good one.

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    lol pretty funny

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    that was pretty good
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    lol!!!!!!

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    lol

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    lol

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    where's that little gif of the young black kid opening his mouth REAL wide while saying "DAS WASIS!" when ya need it? lol!!!

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    lmao +1 when i can.


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    Not nearly as funny as this:

    Black dude finds a genie lamp on the beach and rubs it and out pops the genie. When given the chance to voice his three wishes, he said this:

    " I wanna be white, uptight and outta sight."

    So the genie turned him into a tampon. Later, QD.
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    "B" = hung like an ant.
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.

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    That was good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Not nearly as funny as this:

    Black dude finds a genie lamp on the beach and rubs it and out pops the genie. When given the chance to voice his three wishes, he said this:

    " I wanna be white, uptight and outta sight."

    So the genie turned him into a tampon. Later, QD.
    :lmfaoL thats some funny shit

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