Mustang Owners:
old farts with hemroids, or little redneck kids with hemroids

Integra Owners (RSX and prior):
street racers

New Civic Owners:
women

Old Civic Owners:
old women

Prelude Owners:
they think they're awesome because they believe their h22 is bulletproof. and its an automatic

Subaru WRX/STI Owners:
im jealous of them

Chevy Cobalt Owners:
fags

EVO Owners:
jealous of them

Bike Owners:
careless assholes most of the time

Mini Cooper S Owners:
very European-esque