I bet your dead cat turned better in the drier than you can on a wet parking lot
I bet your dead cat turned better in the drier than you can on a wet parking lot
FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
LOLOLOL LMFAO. dude thats the best shit ive heard in a LONG time.Originally Posted by simontibbett
Operation "Un pimp my ride" is in progress.....
yeah agreed ^^^
EF SQUAD FTMFW!!!!
DUDE I TOTALLY WENT DRIFTING AGAIN TODAY AND I OVERSTEERED!! YES!!!!! IM MAKING PROGRESS!!!!!!!
Then why make it public?
You've never been drifting, you can't even call what you did drifting in quotation marks. Thinking of a retatarted animal taking a shit makes me think more about anything drift related then your video did. A FWD car with no e-brake flooring it with the wheels turned all the way to the side on dead tires sliding on ice would be more of a "drifting" video then that was.
You haven't been, and never will be, unless you are riding with someone else. And boo god damn fucking hoo, 18s arn't the reason your car couldn't get sideways your retartedness is.
Nobody cares if you were bragging, that video was so terrible even if you TOLD people it was terrible you would still be made fun of. It's THAT bad.
No one is on your dick, and its going on forever because its hilarious.
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JJ you really make all 240 owners seem bad. your a real dissapointment son. and by the way do you like mountain runs?
UH-OH I SMELL A CALLOUT WHOOO!!!
Hey how about dirt road run?
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call out, call out, call out lol
ya jj i garentee coolcat will beat you on a dirt road in his 4 door civic
no not a call out i was just asking!
JJ... I NEED A 30 SECOND LESSON ON HOW TO DRIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoo hoo hell ya I will! Hey JJ lets have a drift off
Omg should I make a callout in the Killsforum? lolol I don't think so I'll be flaamed.
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JJ... I NEED A 30 SECOND LESSON ON HOW TO DRIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll give you the JJ alfano easy steps to dr1ft y0!
1. Goto wet parking lot
2. Fail epicly
The end! hope it helps!
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Lol.
Bozzio for president.
I will run JJ in the mountains anyday. I need someone to ride along and film JJ's "drift" off the edge of cliff, while trying to keep up. Then there's a party at my house.
Who's up for some whoring?
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Are you buying?
Yussur, whoring is on me tonight.
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Sweet, I've been needing some brown sugar. Darker the berry and all.......
MMM speaking of sugar, I could go for some 2 for a dollah apple pies @ Mcdonalds, talk about a good deal. MM MM!
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Ummm, I think we're talking about different types of whoring..........
Oh my.
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i just love how he goes in all the 240 for sale threads and bashes every little thing wrong with it because face it, he IS the 240/drift master...
^ Hell yeah, the JJ Alfaggo fairbook price, watta homo.
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LOL.. I know, yet my last check he had two he couldn't sell.... Got flamed for lying about them when trying to sell them on 240atlanta. Why can't that bastard like rotaries?
Now he hangs shit from his tow hook... Not quite an Animal Dragger, but just enough to be considered a fag for trying. No, wait he is a fag.
Anyone here ever had melatonin?
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A: 240s are ghey
B: ahahahahhah...i haven't read the whole thread...but i just watched the video and it is the most amazing piece of understeering and spinning out i have ever seen!!!
Val RIP
so mean....sigh..lol
Wow, good job coolcat at making this thread go down faster than the levees in New Orleans.
sir,do not go there
lmfao @ coolcat
***** you try too hard with this shit. your are the most pathetic goddamn person here, at least QD is intelligent with his insults, with you its not even worth arguing. quit being a pussy bitch over the internet dude, seriously, putting me down is not going to make you look an cooler. you start talking shit about people you dont know and think that shits ok, i really really REALLY want you to meet me in person, then maybe you earn some fucking respect.
and why do people put me against simontibbet, why cant i go against you bitch lets do this shit, my KA has an oil and bogging problem, ill still beat your ass. and if lose the race, ill just beat your ass physically. so lets go, ive called out you guys at black hills numerous times and you didnt take me serious, well lets go, ill find some 15s with shitty tires and still do this, goddamn i hope you think im joking bitch, i really do. fuck you faggot.
mannn my towhook rabbit and sideways sticker is where its at homie. I dont know what your talking about, i think its a perfect match for the ebay muffler and peeling tint.
lol at me? Don't get your panties in a bundle because you cant get yur sick nasty 240 sideways. I'm not trying to be "cooler" over the internet, I'm already coolcat I don't need to be any cooler than I already am, I'm just letting you know my opinion, which is that you fail @ life, I'd consider it constructive critisism, you should thank me dickwad.
As for beating anyones ass - You could whoop my ass, im 5'7 and lankey. Not simontibbett's and santcruz77's.
I'm not trying to instigate a callout or w/e, but you're saying you could romp simontibbetts miata in the moutains? or who's car? mine? cus yeah you could beat mine its a 1990 civic 4dr no shit you'll win, lets race on dirt instead.
Again, everything I say is to help you become less pantie bundled excuse making crybaby - I think i deserve a thank you.
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haha he couldnt drift so he resorted to donuts. and LOL @ his axles almost broke. Who were those kids in the video?
Nemesis, your WRX is hot as hell. WRX wagons ftmfw.
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thanks man! Still got a lot left to finish though.
JJ....you want to race? Black Hills...doing what drifting?!
WELL DUH HOW ELSE ARE YOU GONNA GO FAST????? D0R1 D0R1 TYTE YO
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True, I forgot I learned all that in the movie.
And JJ, there is also a autocross coming up if you want to do it there
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