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  1. 07-27-2007, 01:14 PM #1
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    Default ATTN: Landon

    You missed your child support payment this month. You best pay up or I'm taking you to Judge Judy!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    You missed your child support payment this month. You best pay up or I'm taking you to Judge Judy!!!
    If you wouldn't have missed your period by a month then we wouldn't be having this problem.

    And I told you I wanted an abortion, so I'm not paying........


    Love you sugar!




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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    If you wouldn't have missed your period by a month then we wouldn't be having this problem.

    And I told you I wanted an abortion, so I'm not paying........


    Love you sugar!
    Well screw you asshole.
    That's it.
    I'm calling Judge Judy and Maury.
    You're such a jerk.

    No more :boobies: for you!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    Well screw you asshole.
    That's it.
    I'm calling Judge Judy and Maury.
    You're such a jerk.

    No more :boobies: for you!!!
    And Maury, bitch that baby a'int mine!!!!!!!!!!!! When Maury opens that envelope and read's "You are not the Father!" My ass is gonna be laughing at your ass so hard!!!

    Can I at least eat you out?




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  6. 07-27-2007, 01:26 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    And Maury, bitch that baby a'int mine!!!!!!!!!!!! When Maury opens that envelope and read's "You are not the Father!" My ass is gonna be laughing at your ass so hard!!!

    Can I at least eat you out?
    You are the father and YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!
    Quit denying it.

    Love me long time anytime babe!!! :idb: LOL
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    Oh wow, this should be interesting.
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    whats your last name and/or email so I can add you on myspace and jerk off to your pictures when you are not here..............




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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    whats your last name and/or email so I can add you on myspace and jerk off to your pictures when you are not here..............
    LOL

    [email protected]
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    LOL

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    thank you beautiful!




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  11. 07-27-2007, 01:32 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    thank you beautiful!
    Anytime sweetness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Oh wow, this should be interesting.
    Shush Nate. If he isn't the father, I'm taking you to Maury next.
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    :yawns:
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    AHAHAHHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    :yawns:
    No black people allowed in my thread. Haha
    Love you Nitro!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    No black people allowed in my thread. Haha
    Love you Nitro!!
    Woman I will straight up slap you with my pimp hand if you ever think about saying I love you to someone else.




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  17. 07-27-2007, 01:41 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    Woman I will straight up slap you with my pimp hand if you ever think about saying I love you to someone else.
    Whatever. Fuck you. I never loved you anyway.....!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    Shush Nate. If he isn't the father, I'm taking you to Maury next.
    *Leaves Immediately*
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    Listen baby, I know you love it in the ass, and I love giving it too you in the ass. But lately your ass just been, well, way to fucking loose. I can't feel shit when I'm in there anymore, literally. Im just hoping tonight we can just stick to regular intercourse, where my penis goes into your vagina! What do you say?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    *Leaves Immediately*
    Don't leave the country b/c I'm coming after you soon!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    way to fucking loose.
    That's BS and you know it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    That's BS and you know it.
    I JUST WANT TO HAVE REGULAR SEX FOR ONCE. NO TOYS IN ME OR YOU. NO WHIPS. NO ANAL. AND KNOW RANDOM HIRED BLACK GUY IN THE CORNER VIDEO TAPING US.




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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    I JUST WANT TO HAVE REGULAR SEX FOR ONCE. NO TOYS IN ME OR YOU. NO WHIPS. NO ANAL. AND KNOW RANDOM HIRED BLACK GUY IN THE CORNER VIDEO TAPING US.
    hmmmmmmm

    i didnt know you rolled like that landon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    I JUST WANT TO HAVE REGULAR SEX FOR ONCE. NO TOYS IN ME OR YOU. NO WHIPS. NO ANAL. AND KNOW RANDOM HIRED BLACK GUY IN THE CORNER VIDEO TAPING US.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    hmmmmmmm

    i didnt know you rolled like that landon...
    I'm just the victim here.




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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    I'm just the victim here.
    Victim my ass!!!!!
    I'm the victim. I'm the one who has to carry your baby.
    This is bullshit.
    I want a divorce.
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    It already looks mexican! It's not mine!




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    Maybe if Landon didnt miss his period thais shit wouldn't be happening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    I'm just the victim here.
    Am i supposed to feel sorry for your ass? You have like 3 wives and at least 3 gfs that i know of...

    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    Victim my ass!!!!!
    I'm the victim. I'm the one who has to carry your baby.
    This is bullshit.
    I want a divorce.
    i got next....
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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    Am i supposed to feel sorry for your ass? You have like 3 wives and at least 3 gfs that i know of...



    i got next....
    What can I say, I'm a pimp!




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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    What can I say, I'm a pimp!
    "hey, whats up rhianna?"

    funniest shit ever....
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    It already looks mexican! It's not mine!
    LOL that's so wrong Landon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    "hey, whats up rhianna?"

    funniest shit ever....
    hahahahahahahahahahaha it was her I swear!




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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    hahahahahahahahahahaha it was her I swear!
    they all looked like they wanted to kill you.
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    Whatever, I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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    I'm so lost right now? haha
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    this thread is fucking worthless
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    I'm so lost right now? haha
    Last night at a bar, we drank and yelled at black girls and Asian men..... more or less.




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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    I'm so lost right now? haha
    its one of those "you had to be there" to understand it
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    in for nooodzzssssss
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