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  1. 07-27-2007, 10:54 AM #1
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    Default A couple jokes for Friday...

    An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple. So she shot herself in the left kneecap.


    A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
    When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex. After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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  2. 07-27-2007, 11:09 AM #2
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    lol, I haven't heard these before.

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  3. 07-27-2007, 11:16 AM #3
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    Ahahahaha...
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  4. 07-27-2007, 11:16 AM #4
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    LOL
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  5. 07-27-2007, 11:20 AM #5
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    i lol'd a lil on the 1st one



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  6. 07-27-2007, 11:27 AM #6
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    LOL those were good.
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  7. 07-27-2007, 11:45 AM #7
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    LIRL at the first one. nice.
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  8. 07-27-2007, 11:55 AM #8
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    pretty good, i haven't heard those before
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  9. 07-27-2007, 11:58 AM #9
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    first one was predictable, but funny!


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  10. 07-27-2007, 05:38 PM #10
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    rood stuff. reped
    ...ninja


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  11. 07-27-2007, 09:19 PM #11
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    haha... good shit +1 :P
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  12. 07-27-2007, 09:59 PM #12
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    hahahah at the 1st one
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