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    Default late night adventure...

    ...to shopper's.

    I decide I'm hungry as an Ethiopian baby so I decide to go to the store. On my way I encounter a Gankstah aZZ RiyceR awaiting me at the next light. He acquires an early model eclipse and just keeps revving his soon to be crankwalk motor at me. I turn to him and give him a thumbs up and continue look for a lighter to smoke my cigarette. This retarded jazz fuck keeps revving his engine so I say fine, I'll play.

    I rev my engine and the green light starts. I pull off the line first and leave him behind with his front tires spinning shifting from 1st to 2nd at 3500 RPMs. I hit the 35 mile/hour speed limit and coasted. I then see for the 2nd time, a ricer flyby. I put my window down as I approached him at the next light and say "Sorry little man, I'm out of gas." and roll the window up.

    I then continue my way into the grocery store parking lot and purchase my lunchables pizza and 8 pack of reses peanut butter cups totalling 4 dollars and 3 cents.

    I hate street racers.
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    damn man, your making me hungry

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    ...to shopper's.

    I decide I'm hungry as an Ethiopian baby so I decide to go to the store. On my way I encounter a Gankstah aZZ RiyceR awaiting me at the next light. He acquires an early model eclipse and just keeps revving his soon to be crankwalk motor at me. I turn to him and give him a thumbs up and continue look for a lighter to smoke my cigarette. This retarded jazz fuck keeps revving his engine so I say fine, I'll play.

    I rev my engine and the green light starts. I pull off the line first and leave him behind with his front tires spinning shifting from 1st to 2nd at 3500 RPMs. I hit the 35 mile/hour speed limit and coasted. I then see for the 2nd time, a ricer flyby. I put my window down as I approached him at the next light and say "Sorry little man, I'm out of gas." and roll the window up.

    I then continue my way into the grocery store parking lot and purchase my lunchables pizza and 8 pack of reses peanut butter cups totalling 4 dollars and 3 cents.

    I hate street racers.
    this seems ironic seeing as how you just street raced..

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    driving normally, and having a great reaction time isn't street racing.
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    BUT THIS IS.....



    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    I rev my engine and the green light starts. I pull off the line first and leave him behind with his front tires spinning shifting from 1st to 2nd at 3500 RPMs. .

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    if i had raced, i'd shift at 6500-6800

    you're taking it too seriously.
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    +1 for insomniacs. I get the occasional ricer flyby. I got a EG the other day as he pulled up next to me and downshifted to get his revs up

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    The guy actually asked me "what happened, man?"

    When we were waiting at the light the second time, an Arabian taxi driver told me that there was a cop there and not to race "Don't do it, man. It's not worth it!"
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    at least you didnt forget the peanut butter cups....
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!

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