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  1. 07-23-2007, 03:24 PM #1
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    Default Joke! I laughed..a lot lol

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

    The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick, and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

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  2. 07-23-2007, 03:30 PM #2
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    i didn't lol...i didn't smerk...i want my secs of life back



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  3. 07-23-2007, 03:54 PM #3
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    old pic, but it does the trick
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  4. 07-23-2007, 04:06 PM #4
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    mmm hmmm yes^



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  5. 07-23-2007, 04:22 PM #5
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    Old joke.
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    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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  6. 07-23-2007, 05:15 PM #6
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    Entered thread with straight face, Exited thread with straight face!

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  7. 07-23-2007, 05:18 PM #7
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    Entered thread ready to laugh, left the thread ready to beat someones ass.

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  8. 07-23-2007, 05:18 PM #8
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    Post #7 yeilded greater results.

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  9. 07-23-2007, 05:19 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Entered thread ready to laugh, left the thread ready to beat someones ass.
    this takes the award for worst joke posted on IA for the year


    somehow you beat bretts reposts
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  10. 07-23-2007, 05:22 PM #10
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    i dont care what yall say i thought it was funny
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  11. 07-23-2007, 09:52 PM #11
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    And thinking is what got you into this mess in the first place..
    I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.

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  12. 07-23-2007, 09:54 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2.0civic
    this takes the award for worst joke posted on IA for the year
    Reps. Later, QD.
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  13. 07-23-2007, 09:56 PM #13
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    wow that shits retarded... thats gotta be the worst joke ever... dont quit ur day job...
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