Random Joke..

[Maniaç]

thanksgiving day:

this story is about a family of 5 getting ready for the rest of the family to arrive. We have 3 kids; billy-6, jay-13, linda-14(female). And mom and dad.

So it was thanksgiving day amd billy was very excited and running around the house asking everyone what they were doing. So billy goes to the living room and sees jay and lindasue playing around... hitting one another, jay hits linda kinda hard... and linda calls jay a "bastard"! billy asks, linda what does bastard mean? she says "umm, it means..... a boy or man". billy says "Ok", with a grin of a little boy learning a new word. Ok, so then billy goes into the kitchen and sees his mom stuffing the turkey and cutting some sides...
So hes just looking, not saying anything.. his mom cuts herself and yells "Fuck"! billy asks mom what does fuck mean? his mom says "billy!, umm it means.... stuffing a turkey".. billy, says "ok". his mom then says to go play with jay and linda...

So billy goes and jays room and sees them playing around again.. this time linda hits jay alittle to hard, and jay calls her a "bitch"! billy asks jay, what does bitch mean? jay says "Ummm, something you call a girl and women". billy says "ok".

So then he goes up stairs to see what his dad was doing... and he finds his dad in the bathroom, shaving. He looks and doesn't say anything. His dad cuts himself and says "Shit"! billy asks dad, what does shit mean? his dad says " umm well.. it means, shaving cream.. yeah, thats it." billy says "ok".

So then billy goes down stairs and hears the door bell... he opens the door and all of his family members are outside! his Uncle asks him "hey billy, where are you parents?"

Billy says;

"Hello bitches and bastards, my mom is fucking the turkey and my dad is shaving with shit"....

Very old joke, still funny to me...

[quickdodge®]

ANOTHER NOT SO RANDOM JOKE!!!



Later, QD.

[Kelly]

Very old joke, still funny to me...

Indeed...


dear

[Maniaç]

Indeed...


dear

dude, im not gonna tell you again.. don't call me dear...

[Black Mamba]

ohhhhhhhh shizzzzamm someone is going to whoop some assss .. lol How old r u? u look pretty young in that pic. just wondering.

[Sammich]

this thread DEFINITELY deserves that "helluva gun" picture in it, because this joke is broke back and repost material

[Maniaç]

ohhhhhhhh shizzzzamm someone is going to whoop some assss .. lol How old r u? u look pretty young in that pic. just wondering.

Whats so funny? oh wait i know, its that this 13 year old would fuck you up.

[Maniaç]

this thread DEFINITELY deserves that "helluva gun" picture in it, because this joke is broke back and repost material

I never said it was new or anything... ive never seen anyone post this joke u.. so why fuckin not?

[IndianStig]

i laughed in the middle of my office

[Sammich]

I never said it was new or anything... ive never seen anyone post this joke u.. so why fuckin not?

this post is some weaksos maniac...youve lost your spunk lol

[Kelly]

dude, im not gonna tell you again.. don't call me dear...

You never told me not to call you dear

[Maniaç]

this post is some weaksos maniac...youve lost your spunk lol

What spunk? im not starting shit... If you think that was "Me" trying you're out of your fuckin mind.

[Maniaç]

You never told me not to call you dear

Deer dear whatever.. i could careless if you correct me, im known for mispelling..

but edit that fuckin post.. i don't want people knowing i +rep'd you.

[Kelly]

:yawn:

[Maniaç]

:yawn:

Soundsto me like you're tired... why don't you go get some food? im sure that'll wake you up.. "like they say, you are what you eat"

[Sammich]

What spunk? im not starting shit... If you think that was "Me" trying you're out of your fuckin mind.

that is good to know...

[Maniaç]

that is good to know...

Confused?

[Sammich]

yea you being soft today...what's the deal

[Maniaç]

yea you being soft today...what's the deal

Soft? Naw man, im not having a very good morning.

[Kelly]

Sounds to me like you're tired... why don't you go get some food? im sure that'll wake you up.. "like they say, you are what you eat"

Ok.....











Will

Come up with your own jokes

[Maniaç]

Ok.....











Will

Come up with your own jokes

With my own? I always use that joke. I don't post up the whale and shit, remember. But seriously, please leave..

I don't see Killer here, so what the fuck do you want?

[Sammich]

Soft? Naw man, im not having a very good morning.

it's the afternoon pumpkin what's good...or bad i should say

[Kelly]

With my own? I always use that joke. I don't post up the whale and shit, remember. But seriously, please leave..

I don't see Killer here, so what the fuck do you want?

Well I wanted to read a good joke.

So much for that...

[Sammich]

I don't see Killer here, so what the fuck do you want?

you know what kelly wants...she's a gold digger...why do you think she's with killer...o00o0o0o0o

[Maniaç]

it's the afternoon pumpkin what's good...or bad i should say

i know, but my day started out during the morning. Me, chilling... whats up with you?

[Maniaç]

Well I wanted to read a good joke.

So much for that...

You fucked up as soon as you called me dear. I don't like shit like that, so you can go back and edit that post or get the fuck out.

Easy as that, im sure you can figure out something as simple as this, right?

[Kelly]

You fucked up as soon as you called me dear. I don't like shit like that, so you can go back and edit that post or get the fuck out.

Who died and made you king?

[Maniaç]

Who died and made you king?

I have always been king.

Ill give you till 4:20 to edit that shit, ok?

[Kelly]

I have always been king.

Ill give you till 4:20 to edit that shit, ok?

Or???

I need the pros and cons.

K, thanks

[Maniaç]

Or???

I need the pros and cons.

K, thanks

Kelly, you don't want to test me. I can easily find you and own you "in real life". Why would "I" give you all that? Now do as I say.

You have 3mins ..

[Kelly]

Wowzers. Are you saying you would hit a girl?

[Maniaç]

Wowzers. Are you saying you would hit a girl?

Times up. bitch you're dead.

[Kelly]

OooOoooOoooooOooo...

[Maniaç]

OooOoooOoooooOooo...

Ok, bunny. shes the first peron "I" saw do that.

[quickdodge®]

Who died and made you king?

I'm still here so he isn't King. Later, QD.

[Maniaç]

I'm still here so he isn't King. Later, QD.

You are retired old man. Stop trying to hang with the young crowd.

[Kelly]

I'm still here so he isn't King. Later, QD.

Lol, I seriously almost said something like this

[Kelly]

Ok, bunny. shes the first peron "I" saw do that.

Actually I stole it from P'bs.

[quickdodge®]

You are retired old man. Stop trying to hang with the young crowd.

Nope. The ® in my name doesn't stand for retired. It stands for reigning. Still. How do you like having the ® besi...................sorry again. I almost forgot, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!! Later, QD.

[Maniaç]

Nope. The ® in my name doesn't stand for retired. It stands for reigning. Still. How do you like having the ® besi...................sorry again. I almost forgot, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!! Later, QD.

I don't have it.. don't need it. I know people know not to fuck with me..

Ive called out faggots, who at the end pussy out. You think that shit stands for "reigning"? Keep it real QD, you're a joke.