I'm not a redneck and I loathe hunting, so I have no idea what deer's behavioral patterns are. I was taking pics at the river behind the house this morning and was coming back through the trees into my yard when I heard a rustling sound. I looked and saw three deer standing there looking at me. I was going to try and get pics of them, so I moved in closer. One of the deer then started pawing at the ground. I have no idea what this means except maybe CHARGE? It stops and I move in a little closer. I'm about from here to there from the deer when the motherfucker actually had the sack to charge me. Came running up on me and the first thing I thought of was this is bullshit. How the hail is some animal gonna run up on a well-known E-thug?

I ran.

All the way back to the house.

We are the only species of animals to have Internet access. Later, QD.