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Jager tastes like dog piss... Don't ask me how i know.
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[01.] Who are you?
-Some creepy ass guy on myspace.
[02.] Are we friends?
-I'd say i was more like a mother figure to you.
[03.] When and how did we meet?
-We met about 5 min ago when i was browsing myspace in my frilly pink thong.
[04.] How have I affected you?
-I've got a halfstack of pennies if you know what i mean.
[05.] What do you think of me?
-I think you are a retarded.
[06.] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
-Remember that time we overnighted parts from japan and let vindeisle escape with our 11 second supra?
[07.] How long do you think we will be friends?
-Probably about another 30 seconds or so.
[08.] Do you love me?
-Honestly, I'm not even sure that jesus loves you.
[09.] Would you date me?
-Nope.
[10.] Would you kiss me?
-I doubt it.
[11.] Would you hug me?
-If i was wearing a chemical protection suit.
[12.] Physically, what stands out?
-How many blondes does it take to screw in alight bulb?
[13.] Emotionally, what stands out?
-You seem conceited.
[14.] Do you wish I was cooler?
-All the time 
[15.] On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
-I'd say you were as hot as my balls sitting on a block of ice on a 30 degree day.
[16.] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
-Considering you look like cameron diaz would have if she was born retarded, let's go with that.
[17.] Am I loveable?
-I shook my 8ball and i have some bad news for you.
[18.] How long have you known me?
-Too long...
[19.] Describe me in one word.
-Retardedcamerondiazlookalike
[20.] What was your first impression?
-You have shitty taste in music.
[21.] Do you still think that way about me now?
-Yeah i mean i muted the music but i still think you have shitty taste.
[22.] What do you think my weakness is?
-Kryptonite.
[23.] Do you think I'll get married?
-You'll probably get knocked up and marry some tool a few years down the road.
[24.] What makes me happy?
-Midget porn... No doubt.
[25.] What makes me sad?
-Probably this message I just sent you.
[26.] What reminds you of me?
-A flaming bag of dog shit.
[27.] If you could give me anything what would it be?
-A flaming bag of dog shit.
[28.] How well do you know me?
-Not particularly well... but about as much as i'd like to.
[29.] When's the last time you saw me?
-I'm forced to continuously look at that retarded picture as i write this message.
[30.] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
-No i've pretty much told you everything at this point.
[31.] Do you think I could kill someone?
-Honestly, yes.
[32.] Are you going to put this on your myspace and see what I say about you?
-lol nope
Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING
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