Quote Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING
She really didn't give me anything to work with

My response:

Dear skank,

Since i made you feel so good about yourself, any chance i can get a blowjob?

Later, CK
Her response:

WELL MAYBE... ON ONE CONDITION IF YOU FUCKING GO SLIT YOUR WRIST.

My response:

Ok consider it done...

But only under one condition... Your boyfriend has to watch.

Now swallow my load bitch.