Funny Ass Story
So last night a few of my friends and I went out to the bars for 4th of July. I was the DD because I was still hungover from the night before and the thought of alcohol just made me cringe.
After we were done with our first bar we leave to go to another place and I see 2 Evos. I'm like oh tight lets see em. The first guy was parked and was in his own world. He looked up at me saw me looking at his car and just started it and left.
Now the other guy is driving real slow and staring at all of us. Keep in mind we are all still walking. He Revs his STOCK engine and goes "you like it huh, wish you had one don't you." At this point I am laughing my ass off inside. How cocky is this guy? First thing he does is start talking shit at people looking at his car. So I pull out my car keys and go "No I dont wish I had one I DO HAVE ONE"
he says "No you dont them lancer keys, I know what lancer keys look like"
I say "Follow me around the corner you dumb fuck and ill show you my EVO"
at this point all my friends stop talking and are like wtf is going on because they were all drunk and were in their own world and didnt like cars as much as me so naturally they didnt even see the two Evos when we left the bar.
so after I say this the guy laughs and says "stop dreaming man" and proceeds to drive off
Im kinda heated so I yell "Ill fucking smoke the shit out your car bro! you unworthiness evo driver!"
he stops for a second... then just takes off
my friends are like WTF was that all about... Im like its nothing the guys an idiot with his stock evo thinking he is god
so we turn at the corner and now we are walking right by where im parked and the guy in the Evo turns the corner and start driving toward us again. He has this determined look on his face that said "im gonna teach this guy a lesson for talking shit about my ride"
he pulls up and says "You wanna race for 400 hundred dollars, I got it right here, ha what now scared?"
so before I he can even say anything else I pull out my keys, press the lock button, my car beeps, he takes one look at it, looks at me, I say... do you like my Lancer?? how bout we make it 1000??
He rolls up his window and drives away HAHAHAHAHHAH
I swear this guy does not deserve to own this car, I'm actually ashamed of this guy. Has no friends on 4th of july so he has to drive his car around the bars talking shit.
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Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
