All these sad stories make me wanna tell a story, but I'm only 18, and ANYTHING I have to say will either not be ass sappy as what everyone else has to say, or it will get ragged on. Sooo.... here is my best attempt:
So, I was in my room, minding my own business, when I got an unexpected boner. Well, being the undersexed 18 year old that I am, without any thought, I proceeded to beat my dick like it owed me money, when all of a sudden.....WHAM!!!
My mom burst in the door!!! "Jordon! What the FUCK are you doing!?!?!"
With me literally being caught with my dick in my hand, I had no choice but to accept my punishment... no video games or MySpace, FOR A WEEK!
...and you thought you had it rough...
