In lieu of all of the posts about needing help with traffic citations, I decided to make a post to help all of those that are in need of a little guidance. Typically you'd have to pay for advice this good, but being the kind and benevolent person I am, I offer it to you guys at no charge!
Helpful tip #1: Don't break the law.
Helpful tip #2: Don't be dumb enough to get caught.
Helpful tip #3: If tips 1 & 2 don't work, hire a lawyer.
That is all.