Sex Terms

[Double_0_Rusty]

lmfao at this thread....

[81911SC]

Back from almost dead:

I made this one up. The Ray Charles: While fucking a bitch in a hibachi bar you cum in both eyes and slam both her hands on the flattop grill. ~can't see and shakes hands in air~
The C.I.A. Fucking this bitch doggie right, pull out and spit on her back. When her head turns back at you shoot in her ear. She will then cup her ear much like a CIA agent would.

Oscar The Grouch (noun)
A slang term for getting a blowjob from an angry person (preferably a midget or prostitute) while making her stand in a metal trash can.

[Ed]

Back from almost dead:

I made this one up. The Ray Charles: While fucking a bitch in a hibachi bar you cum in both eyes and slam both her hands on the flattop grill. ~can't see and shakes hands in air~
The C.I.A. Fucking this bitch doggie right, pull out and spit on her back. When her head turns back at you shoot in her ear. She will then cup her ear much like a CIA agent would.

Oscar The Grouch (noun)
A slang term for getting a blowjob from an angry person (preferably a midget or prostitute) while making her stand in a metal trash can.

lol

[JDMef88]

Angry Dragon- get some head and squirt a big load in her moth tell her to hold it then put your hand over her mouth and puch the shit out of her making the loads fly out of her nose.

[santacruz77]

hitler: place a small smere of shit under the nose.

anyne know what a rusty trombone is?

its a shitler lol

[santacruz77]

lmao at this thread.

white dragon when your getting head right when you start to cum slam her head down as hard as you can and it will come out of her ears and nose like smoke!

[0p7!mu5]

the altar boy- while getting head part her head and start reciting scripture..

[0p7!mu5]

jizzerple- getting a blowjob so sloppy that the mess dribbles all down to your ass

[0p7!mu5]

fast forward- Both partners drinking a 6 pack of redbull, using a substance called liquid v on her vagina a piece fucking as fast as possible and counting how many times she comes.. (personal best is and i shit you not.15 times in 10 mins before she passed out)

[GSRteg®]

this is so fucked up...

x2

[0p7!mu5]

frozen "clitcicle"- Eat a bunch of spearmint altoids or coughdrops (halls works great) and go down on a chick, blowing directly to the clit

[0p7!mu5]

screwnicorn- a lesbian with a dildo strapped to her head ramming another girl

[BKgen®]

The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move

i lol'd reading that shit

[0p7!mu5]

cheese grater- getting head froma chick with braces

[Deke]

Didn't read the whole thing, so hopefully no one posted it, but here's my favorite:

Sloppy Walrus - Cum in a girl's mouth, and punch her in the stomach. If done correctly the splooge should come out of the girls nostrils resembling tusks.

And one of the grossest:

Alabama Hot-Pocket - Take a dump in a girl's vag, then bang her.

[0p7!mu5]

kahmehameha- while eigther getting head or a handjob start saying kah, me ha me until you are a bout to nut then release it in her face going HAAAAA!!!! also can be called the Hadouken if your a quick cummer!

[0p7!mu5]

the limbo- have your two friends for this one.. one in the mouth holding her up by her arms the other in her vag holding her up by her legs and the third friend seeing how low he can go playing limbo excellent party game

[0p7!mu5]

bump for more laughs..

[n2daizo123]

Alligator Fuckhouse
A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion.

dump truck
tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck

newnan burrito
Wrap your cock in a tortilla and fill the tortilla with whatever a normal burrito would have (sour cream, cheese, maybe hot sauce) and then start having anal sex. Before you cum, you stick the newnan burrito in the woman's mouth, giving the taste of cock and burrito.

Birmingham booty call
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

dirty gas pump
starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.

[umpstar1]

Cleveland Steamer- FUcking a girl then stop, cop a squat an shit on her chest

lol this guy talking about shitting on peoples chest and bans someone for a video with shit in it.

hypocrite if i've ever seen one.

[umpstar1]

The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then

proceed to titty fuck her

and again..

[81911SC]

I'm dying right now

[Stormhammer]

The Gunthernator - in the midst of having doggy-styled sex, the woman starts to produce a rank ass like smell, you reach over for the febreeze ( preferably mountain breeze ), stick the nozzle in her ass and spray generously. Run.

[Drake]

candid camera- place your video recording device hidden somewhere amoungst your place of action, and hit record. great for parties or blackmail.

[MikeyPrzy]

Abraham Lincoln - shave your pubes before your bitch comes over and place them in a bag. When she gives you head be sure to skeet all over her face and grab a handful of pubes and throw it on her face... the old Abraham Lincoln beard.