the ex? nah went further than a kissOriginally Posted by Echonova
alot further
the ex? nah went further than a kiss
..dude, just pretend its cocaine. you'll love it.
:boobies:
:idb:
get a new bitch.....teach this one not to use the teeth. it'll be much better.
lol at eschanova. that made me laugh.
Viola... There's your answer, neither of you can keep it on your pants.the ex? nah went further than a kiss
how far ???? in her?the ex? nah went further than a kiss
So she kissed her ex, you go have sex with yours, then you break up with her cuz she kissed her ex???? WTFthe ex? nah went further than a kiss
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
how about you give her the bucking bronco?
i would
Val for President
oh no, on her. facially. she took that shit like a diamond theif.
abstinence ftl she could get it now..
and this is why this tool is on IA asking for helpSo she kissed her ex, you go have sex with yours, then you break up with her cuz she kissed her ex???? WTF
Val for President
this is better than the myspace drama.....
its thief
Val for President
or dirty sanchez
personally, i prefer the hitler with my 1 night stands...
the hitler move makes them never wanna talk to you again. so you kinda dodge the whole "but i thought you said you loved me" part of the relationshit.
Can someone make a thread with the definitons of these "hitler" and "bucking bronco"???? I don't keep up with names of these things, just damn do it. lol
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
when it comes to best bang for the buck, nothing beats whispering "i have AIDs" in a girls ear
Val for President
or sparton helmont or the houdini and the famous arab goggles
bucking bronco: mount from behind and use another womans name, see how long you can stay mounted.
hitler: place a small particle of SHIT under the nasal area, so as to imitate a hitler moustasche.
dirty sanchez: same as with the hitler, but this time with the chocolate...
u just wanna learn new tricks
this is fucking cracking me up...
done. funny thing is that i have had many people ask me to start one lol
Val for President
You already know!!!
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
wrong
Val for President
alright, lets start a Sexual Acts Dictionary thread, you can add any new tricks you come across. BTW, what is a cincinati bowtie? i never understood that part of 40 year old virgin...
whats that then the rodeo sex? whats the bronco?
this thread delivers and this was the drunken fuck up
theres a thread on it, so go there
Val for President
so atl 421, get a new squeeze. try new tricks on her, maybe you'll find you like.
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what was that? a drunken tattoo of your ex?
and that is???
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
No, i think he cut himself??? lol
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
A bottle of rum, 20 stiches later, 15 of Gwinnett's finest
what he cut her name into his forearm? thats not so great. when you get drunk and have sex with the ex's you dont exactly wanna go screaming to your current gf that you have been having a fuckfest...
this is a fake name, fucking ghey
Val for President
yea, i just kinda got shitfaced and went to get my dick pierced. but i know someone who got that same night at Psycho "Greased Lightning" and the thunderbolts tatooed on his dick.
I don't remember shit besides the cops telling me to put the bottle of rum and machete down lol
at least my ring wont leave a scar when i get around to leaving it out.
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