I love it when my girlfriend....

**"B"** · 06-30-2007, 09:54 AM

I love it that my girlfriend keeps our relationship on the down-low. That way I don't have to get into an argument with my fiance; thanks Shawna. Wait, shit; busted.

**Echonova** · 06-30-2007, 10:01 AM

I feel the same way about my girl on the side Shawna... Funny they have the same name, I mean how many Red headed Shawna's can ........... Wait a minute

**CRXchic19** · 06-30-2007, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by sullen

haha dribble... thats funny. and i wish my girlfriend wouldn't be so insecure like that. it gets a little old. and if your chick is into cars, thats just hot beyond all belief. even hotter if she understands what you're explaining. hotter yet if she actually helps you work on the car. and the best part still....if she knows what tool you are actually asking for...

dude, i AM THE CHICK. does that mean he is insecure?? i already knew that. lol..... and when i ask him for the fucking 1/2" socket, dont expect me to be happy when he hands me 11mm and says he COULDNT FIND IT "and this SHOULD work..."

**T-Mo Goodie** · 07-01-2007, 12:50 AM

I Love it when my man:

-tells me how he feels about me (something most men have problem doing)

-randomly buys me things without me asking (roses, king size pillowtop bed, rims, gave me down payment for my car, etc)

-ALWAYS have my back on anything I want or need

-can sense in my voice that I had a rough day, and has candles lit and hot bath water waiting.

-Talks about cars...we can talk for hours and I am NOT faking listening. I know my stuff (although we like diff. things; import/domestic)

Now don't think he is a punk or anything, because he is far from that. My friends used to look funny when I tell them about some of these instances, like "Corey did that?" hahahahaha I do all kind things for him too. Hell I just bought him a dually truck a couple of months ago......

**Lizbiz101** · 07-01-2007, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by t-mo78

-randomly buys me things without me asking

Hell yeah!!! haha we've all said that. This should be a *hint* to some.

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-01-2007, 01:08 AM

sticks her head in the pillow

**Echonova** · 07-01-2007, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by Lucky SC

sticks her head in the pillow

Yeah, I love it when your girl does that too.

**Echonova** · 07-01-2007, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by CRXchic19

dude, i AM THE CHICK. does that mean he is insecure?? i already knew that. lol..... and when i ask him for the fucking 1/2" socket, dont expect me to be happy when he hands me 11mm and says he COULDNT FIND IT "and this SHOULD work..."

If you drive a CRX you should NEVER ask for a 1/2" socket. Metric system FTMFW!!!!

**unkn0wndj** · 07-01-2007, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by Echonova

If you drive a CRX you should NEVER ask for a 1/2" socket. Metric system FTMFW!!!!

Lmao +1 if I can.

**Echonova** · 07-01-2007, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by unkn0wndj

Lmao +1 if I can.

You can and you will.

**unkn0wndj** · 07-01-2007, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by Echonova

You can and you will.

Haha because I have so many reps to throw out.

**Clegger** · 07-01-2007, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by sirkus34

I like having a girl friend who I get along with.

And having her lay her head on my chest while we're watching a movie. (or my lap

)

X2

**ShooterMcGavin** · 07-01-2007, 03:49 AM

cook, clean, not nag

**"B"** · 07-01-2007, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by Echonova

I feel the same way about my girl on the side Shawna... Funny they have the same name, I mean how many Red headed Shawna's can ........... Wait a minute

You bastard, that's the real reason you want to send me to Alaska.

**Sammich** · 07-02-2007, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Killer

SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :idb: :idb: :idb:

**Sammich** · 07-02-2007, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Nissangeek

Dude. I had no idea. I hope you wear a rubber. Preferably ribbed. Gives better traction in the mud. lol.

ahhhhhhhhh reps

**Sport1.3** · 07-02-2007, 10:39 AM

I like it when my GF Drives out to see me! when she Doesnt complain when i take her out to Road Atlanta (Petite Leman, Mitty etc...) she just brings a book and sun tans all day. This definitely makes it easier for me to see those stupid Kiddie movies when she wants. when She DOESNT bother me at work (this is huge, because i HATE that). SHe has NO interest in cars, so when i'm in the Garage working, thats my quiet/alone time, and she respects that and doesnt complain. when she knows i hate malls/shopping and unless i suggest the trip, she doesnt ask me to go..she has GF's for that shit. when sHe actually attempts to pay for things for me, like dinner and movies...most often i never let her, but the fact she makes the offer makes me so much more willing to always pay for her.

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 10:41 AM

i wish my gf would leave me alone when im working on the car. instead she complains that i dont spend enough time with her.

**Sammich** · 07-02-2007, 10:42 AM

reps on that paying shit, that has got to be one of the best feelings son. seeing that she's willing and sometimes 'forces' to pay...i enjoy that.

**Sport1.3** · 07-02-2007, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by phatboislim

reps on that paying shit, that has got to be one of the best feelings son. seeing that she's willing and sometimes 'forces' to pay...i enjoy that.

She hides my wallet all the time before we go to the grocery store.

...i always freak out when we get to the check out thinking i left it somewhere.

**Sammich** · 07-02-2007, 10:53 AM

lol sweet i hope da fiancee does that shit when we get married i dont feel like footing the bill all the time for groceries...o wait...i told her thats her bill for the house hold, ill do the rent/mortgage(whenever we buy) and she do the water, groceries and other small bills.

**Humphrizzle** · 07-02-2007, 10:58 AM

i love it when my girlfriend does the dirty sanchez.

**Sport1.3** · 07-02-2007, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by 97accordjdm

i love it when my girlfriend does the dirty sanchez.

LOL@ u having a GF

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 11:14 AM

phatbolism, have her sign a prenuptual agreement. if she divorces you, still your house.

**Sammich** · 07-02-2007, 11:19 AM

lol if she tries to take my house, i'm sure she knows she won't live too long

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 11:20 AM

ha, you should read the Darwin Awards. theres a story in there where a guy got divorced like 20 years earlier and his wife wanted the house. so he started setting booby traps. one day they found him dead, from one of his own booby traps.

**Sammich** · 07-02-2007, 11:21 AM

lolol. was he white or black

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 11:25 AM

prolly white. dunno, but theres lots of them. theres one...bunch of drunk rednecks are camping. they got alcohol, cigs, and guns. so they decided to see if cig butts would hurt after they were shot at you from a gun. so they loaded up and all....drank some more, and this dude "smokey" took the cig butts. they got shot out of the gun....pierced his breastplate....thru the heart...killed him. and the quote at the bottom from his autopsy read "He died from 3 ciggarette butts to the heart."

**Seymour222** · 07-02-2007, 11:28 AM

My female is a home-body of sort. It really makes my day when we actually venture out to do things besides talk about her donkey, and her farm animals. We went to Flanigans on L'ville hwy the other night and saw some live music. It was "Dshznit". Yes, I said donkey.

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 11:29 AM

so shes country as cow shit...

**§treet_§peed** · 07-02-2007, 11:44 AM

i dunno

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 11:48 AM

i love it when my gf rides without me having to ask...

**Sammich** · 07-02-2007, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by sullen

prolly white. dunno, but theres lots of them. theres one...bunch of drunk rednecks are camping. they got alcohol, cigs, and guns. so they decided to see if cig butts would hurt after they were shot at you from a gun. so they loaded up and all....drank some more, and this dude "smokey" took the cig butts. they got shot out of the gun....pierced his breastplate....thru the heart...killed him. and the quote at the bottom from his autopsy read "He died from 3 ciggarette butts to the heart."

that sounds about white, i mean right

**Seymour222** · 07-02-2007, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by sullen

so shes country as cow shit...

She is country. However, not a hick. She has a miniature donkey named "Dunky", and a cow named BeBe. Oh my how my life has changed.

I like it when she washes her car too.

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by phatboislim

that sounds about white, i mean right

'ey, jus' 'membur...if'n 'taint' whit', 'taint' riet'

**Sammich** · 07-02-2007, 12:06 PM

lol

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 12:10 PM

just so you know, i may make the occasional lude joke, but im not racist man. 2 of my cousin in laws or whatever they are are half black.

**thinkfast®** · 07-02-2007, 03:42 PM

^^ SAYS THE GUY WHO BASHES ON HETEROSEXUAL MEN

YOUR HERE, YOUR QUEER, WE GET IT. YOU DONT HAVE TO THROW IT IN OUR FACES, NOONE CARES THAT YOU PACK MORE MEAT THEN A BUTCHER SHOP, THAT SHIT IS GROSS

LOL HEY I GOTTA JOKE, JUST MADE IT UP

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SULLEN AND A BIKE

SULLEN LIKES COCK

**sullen** · 07-02-2007, 03:44 PM

all right, haha. wow. feel stupid yet? it was a pretty gay joke. and why do you hate so much? worried?

**thinkfast®** · 07-02-2007, 03:45 PM

WORRIED? ON WHAT MOTHAFUCKER? LOL

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