Queer jokes.. lol.

Why was the queer fired from the sperm bank??
He was caught drinking on the job.
Did you hear about the two queers in a telephone box?
They were trying to ring each other!

Did you hear about the Australian queer that went missing?
They found him in Sydney!

What about the queer that got busted coming through customs?
They found a false bottom in his suitcase.

What about the two Scottish queers?
Ben Doon and Phil McCrevis

My doctors is a queer!
He tells me to hold his balls when I cough!

What's the difference between a microwave and a queer?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

What's the difference between a fridge and a queer?
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!

What does AIDS stand for?
Arsehole Injected Death Sentence!

What does AIDS stand for?
Always In Deep Shit!