Seems like she won't be "running" for office anytime. Later, QD.
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Seems like she won't be "running" for office anytime. Later, QD.
LMFAO. Reps to all making jokes about her feet.
Thats mean.. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyle
On a positive note..
I bet her parents are going to save money on shoes.
Ahhh, we really should stop and put ourselves in her shoes for a minute. Then maybe we'll see how it feels. Later, QD.
lmao @ puns
Everybody cut
Everybody cut
Everybody cut
lol
She's gonna have to skip a couple of turns when doing the Hokey Pokey from now on. Later, QD.
i repped all the people i could,talking bout hers feet
at least now the parents know she wont be
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around the house
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Originally Posted by YSLBTT
failed:goodjob:
damn... at least i tried :( lolQuote:
Originally Posted by HypnoToad
You should probably put your foot in your mouth for that mix up.Quote:
Originally Posted by YSLBTT
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
true that's RIGHT ERICP!! make a STAND man!! 'cause if you stand for nothing....you'll fall for anything!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ericp
yeah man! put you FOOT DOWN....
Seems like ahmonrah is one step ahead of you guys. The way I see it, she can get into all the trouble she wants to seeing as how she won't be going to any boot camps anytime soon. Later, QD.
lol qd is on a roll
Maybe she can get some practice from me, then. Since she won't be walking, she can just roll everywhere. Later, QD.Quote:
Originally Posted by YSLBTT
yeah, but watch out though..'cause after she's put together, she'll once again have a LEG UP on the competition......
Yeah, but will she be able to step up to the plate when that competition comes around? Later, QD.
You guys ever seen that TV Xmas special, "Santa Claus is Coming to town?"
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Old man winter in there sang a song called, Put one foot in front of the oth......welll. I guess she can't sing along anymore. Later, QD.
you can see from the looks on the witnesses faces, they were really STUMPED by the whole incident.
lawyers are gonna be kicking their door down to represent her, AT HER LOWEST HOUR....
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Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
That would be mean of the lawyers to rub the fact that she lost her footing in her face. Later, QD.Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
It was reported that last night her parents finally breathed a sigh of relief of a year's long battle with a certain habit of hers. They will never have to tell her to keep her feet off the coffee table anymore. Later, QD.
i heard her grandpa cut himself SHORT, when trying to give her some words of encouragement.
he was quoted as saying:
"well, babygirl...i'll tell you what my pa told me, 'when the world gets you down...you've got to pick yourself up by your bootstra....' aww fudge!"
he reportedly fell to his knees and sobbed uncontrollably.
I bet they regret backing out of the experimental project of crossing her with a centipede. Later, QD.
*sidebar*
you know DR. SEUSS is making another book?
it's reported after his demise, publishers took a darker approach to his works.
they decided to redo the CAT IN THE HAT.
in july they are releasing "THE CAT IN THE MAYTAG"
oh hell yeah! but they hate it even more that they also walked away from the GEKKO experiments too.Quote:
Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
if they werent so damn cheap getting her some payless FUZZY BOOTS last winter and instead infused her genes with lizard, this summer she could've simply grown her legs back in 2 weeks!
i'm sure her scientist father is just KICKING himself.....
Thirteen year old girl. Roller coaster rider. Missing body parts. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to replace two feet. This girl will be that one. She'll be able to run faster.
Later, QD.
I saw her earlier today, she is really cute, I was trying to flirt with her by playing footsie but alas no dice.
The girl plans to sue, but a lawyer said she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
She needs to stand up for herself and put a foot down and stop these jokes you guys keep making!
hahahaha you guys are fucking horrible, but yet i can stop laughing hahhaa
and if we dont...what she gonna do? STUMP a mudhole in us and march it DRY? I THINK NOT! well...unless she teams up with JJALFANO AND HIS MOMS, ...then i'll prolly be shaking in my boots....Quote:
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
i can see it now......JJ AND HIS MOMS EACH GRAB THE GIRLS ARM, TOSSING HER IN THE AIR SO SHE CAN DELIVER SOME FLYING KNEE KICKS.....
NUBS OF FURY starring BRIDGET KNEE
sounds like some final destination shit. haha
The scene: Mama's Country Showcase
A crowd of people gather in the middle of the dance floor and they are all doing the same dance when out from the back of the room, a voice can be heard:
"I can't do the 2 step anymore!"
Later, QD.
Also sucks to know that she just bought her copy of Dance, Dance USA. Later, QD.