Thank God for alcohol......

[koukis14]

LOL, I think that's the worst case I ever heard of being drunk. I mean my friend pissed himself but damn. Lol. Anyone ever heard of a Red Headed Slut? My manager told me it was pretty good. He said he'd take me to the bar but I can't get in cause I'm too young and said he will when I get a fake ID. Lol

You know whats really funny, I had about 12 fucking red headed sluts that night too. I can't even look at those things.

The story goes after drinking for six hours and not knowing how the fuck I got home, I was throwing up in my boxers in my bathroom with linoleum floors ( this comes in later).

I was splashing water on my face and getting the toilet seat and floor nice and wet in the process. I bent over to puke again (I had to shit really bad) and while supporting my weight on the wet toilet seat my hand slipped, I hit my head on the toilet and I went down.

Somewhere in between attempting to get up (wet floor) so I could sit down to shit, and actually doing it, I pooped em.......GOOD.

So I got into the shower turned on the water and washed my ass. I don't know if anyone here has ever had the chance to wash shit of of their ass but it is an unforgetable event.

I then passed out naked at the top of the stairs (on my stomach thank god) and puked down the stairs in my sleep. My mom woke me up the next morning.

I got up, ate a big breakfast, and threw it back up cleaning all the shit and puke up with the worst fucking hangover I have ever had in my life.

I think I have told this story on here before.

[brads94accord]

You know whats really funny, I had about 12 fucking red headed sluts that night too. I can't even look at those things.

The story goes after drinking for six hours and not knowing how the fuck I got home, I was throwing up in my boxers in my bathroom with linoleum floors ( this comes in later).

I was splashing water on my face and getting the toilet seat and floor nice and wet in the process. I bent over to puke again (I had to shit really bad) and while supporting my weight on the wet toilet seat my hand slipped, I hit my head on the toilet and I went down.

Somewhere in between attempting to get up (wet floor) so I could sit down to shit, and actually doing it, I pooped em.......GOOD.

So I got into the shower turned on the water and washed my ass. I don't know if anyone here has ever had the chance to wash shit of of their ass but it is an unforgetable event.

I then passed out naked at the top of the stairs (on my stomach thank god) and puked down the stairs in my sleep. My mom woke me up the next morning.

I got up, ate a big breakfast, and threw it back up cleaning all the shit and puke up with the worst fucking hangover I have ever had in my life.

I think I have told this story on here before.

lol...Have any self control?


anyways...I like some appleton estates rum and coke, or straight shots of patron or don julio tequila.

I hate getting super drunk and feeling like shit the next day so I drink till I buzz and then i just maintain that buzz all night, drink a bunch of water, then wake up in the morning feeling great. its all about self control

[koukis14]

lol...Have any self control?


anyways...I like some appleton estates rum and coke, or straight shots of patron or don julio tequila.

I hate getting super drunk and feeling like shit the next day so I drink till I buzz and then i just maintain that buzz all night, drink a bunch of water, then wake up in the morning feeling great. its all about self control

Yep thats when I learned that. It was my 22nd b-day, when I turned 21 I was at the bar almost every day till this happened. Then I slowed down.