funny jokes
Reps all around
funny jokes
Reps all around
Here is some shit I copied and pasted. Dont know if it's been posted, don't care.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
After God had created Man he stepped back and admired his
work: "Look at this perfect physique, the strong but yet handsome
features, the well balanced proportions, I have to say, I am in awe
with myself."
Then he turned and looked at the Woman. After he had been
studying her for a while he said: "Well, I guess you will have to
wear make-up."
Just a few...
Why is there lipstick all over the steering wheel of a blonde's car?
She keeps trying to blow the horn.
What's the definition of a woman?
Life support system for a pussy.
Why to women have a pussy?
So men will talk to them.
How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose?
Her ankle swells up when she farts.
While their proprietor was asleep the parts of the body were talking...
The feet said, "I can't stand it when he puts me in those smelly sneakers and makes me run 'til I get blisters-it's brutal! "Awww hell that's nothing", said the stomach. "All I had last night was beer, pizza, and aspirin. I don't know how I kept it together." The penis said, "Awww stop bitching you two I have it the worst! Every night he puts me in a dark hole and makes me do pushups until I throw up!!"
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