I'm too nice apparently.
I don't know how to be enough of an asshole to get a girl...but not so much as to sway her away.
I'm too nice apparently.
I don't know how to be enough of an asshole to get a girl...but not so much as to sway her away.
well i work at a restaurant, so if you ever want practice, you can get plenty there, but this worked out pretty well for me the other day.
mom and daughter were sat by the hostess, and i came by and got a drink order, eyed the daughter over a little bit, and noticed the same from her. so i returned with the drinks and started taking the orders. i joked around for a sec. and then went to the computer and put in the orders. made salads and dropped them off at the table, once again cutting a few jokes along the way. few minutes later i pick up the salads and take them to the dish pit, and grab their meals and drop them off. check other tables and by the time i get back theyre finished, so right before i take away the empty plates, i took out my server pad and opened it letting the ladies know that i had a simple servey to take that pops out randomly over the basic concerns of the restaurant and how well of a job we are doing (THIS IS COMPLETE BS, IM STARING AT A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER JUST DOODLING AS THEY ANSWER MY RANDOME QUESTIONS) i ask if they food was delivered on a timely manner, ladies say yes, daughter asks me if i really had to do the servey and i told her i would loose my job if i didnt, so i ask a few more random, serious questions, and then i get to the point and ask the daughter that i need to know if she is single or not. (keep everything lively, positive, and in joking manner the entire time) she turns blood red and starts laughing and so does the mother. the daughter catches her breath and finally replies with yes, so i follow up with are you single, same response only the girl states that this is a bogus servey and once again i reply that i cant afford to loose my job (with a silly grin of course), so she replies yes again, the mother is getting a kick out of this and tells me that its a great idea, finally i tell the daughter that ill need her phone number just in case i need to follow up with another servey, once again same response and i get the number.
after that we engage in normal conversation about school, jobs, careers, future, blah blah blah.
now in doing all of this, both mother and daughter got a kick out of it, NEVER expected it, mother LOVED the idea (so much she kept asking the daughter the entire weekend if i had called, and told her daughters friends about me, and her husband), and it was lively and entertaining.
always works for me, the thing about picking up a chick is that you gotta figure out something that they would never see coming. although i have seen pickup lines and all that such work, the response is by far superior if you are more original.
p.s. being cocky always helps........
Operation "Un pimp my ride" is in progress.....
The class thing works but if your past that point in your life....
Basically anything that breaks the ice to start talking will work if you play it right (picked up a girl in the airport by making a comment about another girl). If the girl is cute but not that hot then use something really dumb and obvious and she will be flattered and take to you (ask where something is thats right behind you or something). If she is really hot then you can either start in on saying something dumb stop yourself and explain you just wanted to talk and generally they'll take to it cause you are being honest or just walk up and start talking to em like you would anyone else. Most of the really hot girls don't get approached because guys are scared to talk to em. Also really hot girls are used to getting truly hit on not talked to and have heard all the lines so they won't work. With them honesty and being confident without being cocky works best. Talk first (even if she's dumb as a brick) then move on after you have her entertained/curious. Oh and you gotta play a little cause girls like to try to figure you out and chase.
If you get the cold shoulder and feel like having some fun then you can tell her its your birthday and she's got to be at least nice to you on your birthday. Girls love birthdays and will actually change and be nice to you a lot of the time and then you got a shot. Just don't hold out to long before you tell em the truth cause if you do they will be pissed (or remember in a year and throw you a surprise party and invite all your friends... bad bad day).
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LMAO thats greatOriginally Posted by Mooney1184
man im loving this thread, full of laughs and im getting some tips and tricks to use out on the playing field lol
Fuck that!
The best way to get a hot chick is to make a bad first impression. Try to appear preoccupied, not interested, and don't pay much attention to her. Treat her as nothing better than ordinary. If she has a big head about herself, put her in her place (or a few lower). No compliments, and agree with her if she's unhappy about her body, hair, clothes, etc. Make it obvious that she's nothing special.
Why? Cause it can only get better from there. I've scored numerous chicks that most people would agree are "too good" for me.
When you first meet a chick you just have to slap her. That way later on down the line you don't have to worry about that chick coming back like, "But you don't treat me the way you used to".
LMFAO
Operation "Un pimp my ride" is in progress.....
I stick some socks in my boxers
"your name must be daisy, cuz i just got the sudden urge to plant you RIGHT here."
" I wish you were a door so i could slam you ALL day"
"Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?"
"Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? uh.. no.. What's wrong, don't you like pizza?"
"Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!"
"Hey Baby! I'd like to use your legs as earmuffs!"
"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
"So i got this new magical watch that tells me you're not wearing any panties.. "yes i am..."" oh, it must be 10 minutes fast."
"If i had a 2 inch penis would you fuck me? uh.. no.. Good cuz mine is 9"
"you've been a bad girl.. GO TO MY ROOM!"
"Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch)."
"Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go."
"Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning."
"Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't."
"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
"Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?"
"Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
"I'm sterile."
"I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet."
"Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to."
All of these have worked for me personally.. some more than once.. they're golden.
All bitches are different. No bitch continuously knows what she wants. There is no single way. You could have one bitch hate your game and then you come up to her another day and feel you. Bitches are crazy.
Shut up, you drive a Porsche...you don't count.
yeah that works alot lol.
One good thing about bartending that i used to love is i used to go home with a different girl every night lol. That was pretty good though
FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!
I normally use the line "Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
Uhhh...I normally use the line "Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
Or do you wait until the girl's eyes the same color as your Porsche?
Wait...it's red right?
Yea its red. Once she hears Porsche, the panties drop. Guaranteed.
Too bad no one knows what a SAAB is.
I had a hott ass teacher who drove one. You should marry her.
Haha...straight to marriage?
Well...I'd pretty much marry my 12th Grade English Teacher.
Lol. Straight to marriage.
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