Not today, but at the end of the day yesterday, I climbed out of a ditch. When I did, I ran into a street sign, which the edge of it drove directly into my right collar bone. I turned and stepped to back away from it, when doing that, i stepped on...Yes....a rake...which proceeded to fly up, smacking me in the other collar bone, and then sliding directly into the left side of my face.
lol, one of those things you wish you had on video...a few days later anyways