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  1. 06-14-2007, 02:51 AM #1
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    I got this fucking annoying bird that LOVES TO FUCKING CHIRP IN THE EARLY MORNINGS!!! So when I open my windows and have a nice sleep this muther fucker chirps like WHEW WHIT!!! WTF IS THIS BIRD AND HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHUT IT UP!!!!! GODAMN!!!!
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  2. 06-14-2007, 02:54 AM #2
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    Shoot it
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  3. 06-14-2007, 03:16 AM #3
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    Nicotine is a poison that is odorless, and tasteless. The average cigarette contains 12+ mg of nicotine. Buy a pack of non-menthol cigarettes and dump the tobacco into a small pot of water. About 50 to 60mg is fatal to a full sized human so this should be more than enough to kill a bird. Let it stand there for a few hours. Because nicotine is a polar substance, it will bond to the water molecules. Strain the water through a coffee filter, and throw away the tobacco. Nicotine boils at 123-125° C, so you can boil the water until you have a reasonable amount of the substance. Add bird seeds and continue boiling for a few minutes. Put that shit out side in a bird feeder, and you won't have problems with birds for quite some time. It'll take care of the squirrels around your area as well.
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    deal with it.
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  5. 06-14-2007, 03:57 AM #5
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    put bird seeds under the tree, that'll make itgo away
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  6. 06-14-2007, 05:27 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by .:Zero:.
    Nicotine is a poison that is odorless, and tasteless. The average cigarette contains 12+ mg of nicotine. Buy a pack of non-menthol cigarettes and dump the tobacco into a small pot of water. About 50 to 60mg is fatal to a full sized human so this should be more than enough to kill a bird. Let it stand there for a few hours. Because nicotine is a polar substance, it will bond to the water molecules. Strain the water through a coffee filter, and throw away the tobacco. Nicotine boils at 123-125° C, so you can boil the water until you have a reasonable amount of the substance. Add bird seeds and continue boiling for a few minutes. Put that shit out side in a bird feeder, and you won't have problems with birds for quite some time. It'll take care of the squirrels around your area as well.



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  7. 06-14-2007, 09:25 AM #7
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    make it an offer it can't refuse....
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  8. 06-14-2007, 09:38 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    make it an offer it can't refuse....
    lol ok marlin brando

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