Fred G. Sanford here, the G stands for Good-looking. I was wondering if you partake of the ding-a-lings of the dark persuasions. I ask because I would be willing to drill your ovaries like they contained fossil fuels. I'd do this at no charge, and would even be so kind as to pull out and spunk on your tummy.
I'd be willing to buy you dinner (Wendys $.99 menu), take you to a film (adult theatre), and even take you back home (bus fare).
Let me know what you think and we can hook something up for this weekend.
Looking forward to your sweet kisses on my naughty bits,
Fred G. Sanford