Can you beat off in heaven?Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Why?
If you kill yourself you'll go to heaven and you can watch her everyday. Which means you'd never stop seeing her...
Can you beat off in heaven?Why?
If you kill yourself you'll go to heaven and you can watch her everyday. Which means you'd never stop seeing her...
lol,that was a good one
yea,but i dont thinks theirs a blow off valve
thats a good ? but better yet can you have sex with all the single ladies up there
If you eat a candy bar does it go to heaven for the people to eat up there?
no bitches I've seen the movie What Dreams May Come..
lies all lies, I'd go to hell and never see her again =P
more and more of these threads
do all dogs go to heaven?
Go watch Defending Your Life and shut the fuck up.
well....think im out for the night,
The plot thickens, I kissed the girl Britney in my top list while my girlfriend has been gone..
I think that's why i feel so fucking shitty.
dude you make no sense what so ever
w/e im out....... try and sleep for a bit..
I looked at your myspace again. I am not being a dick I am going to be serious for a second. Don't hang out with girls that have myspace pics like the ones on your friends list. Go after older chicks.
Keep you fucking mouth shut unless your 100% sure what you are about to say is not stupid.
Act cool, don't be a dick, don't be a pussy.
It is not that hard. Try and be funny, don't talk too much. If a girl acts like she likes you, ge the number and get the fuck out because if you hang around her too much you are going to make an ass out of yourself.
I really hope the 15 year old is not preggo becasue I hate the fact that my taxes pay for worthless peices of shit like the kid she might have. If she is not preggo RUN LIKE HELL AND NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN. I dated college girls in high school, trust me.
Had you said that in my presence you wouldn't be alive.I hate the fact that my taxes pay for worthless peices of shit like the kid she might have
Don't worry your tax dollars won't be spent on the kid.
Thanks for the otherwise sound advice..
/out
Is this thread for real? cause if so I just thought I'd let you know that she got back a week ago and has been at my place. She decided she wanted a guy with a dick, not another chick.
lol....
i cant believe i just wasted 15 minutes reading this emo gay bullshit...
first off, this thread cannot be serious, this faggot has to be someone here trying to get some attention...
second, if he is real, hes the biggest idiot ever... first he tries the "im sure shes a virgin" then he shows a picture of a pregnancy test from Ms. Rodriguez, which happens to be butt ugly as shown on his picture i might add, then says almost slept over. please gtfo.
save us all the trouble.
grow some balls kid
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seriously. what a loser.
it aint cheatin if its in another COUNTRY!
this is the best statement out of this whole thread...
trust me, i know that! :idb:
o this thread is retarded
don't put this shit on IA fucking 'pansy'
..this is the best statement out of this whole thread...
trust me, i know that! :idb:
lmfao i love that shit its so funny
sheesh I didnt miss you and you were gone a freaking month
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oh shit it all makes sense now!!!
while i was at the airport patiently waiting for my plane to arrive, i met this dominican chick. she was so sexy and i knew she had to be mine. i knew she was underage, but hell it doesn't matter when you are in another country. so i talked to her for awhile, and i found out how much of a freak she was. so guess what i did? i banged her, yep i banged her fucking brains, o yea the brains, damn did she impart knowledge upon my roger wood
hey man that may not be your son...
i know... at least i told you how many girls i fucked huh lolsheesh I didnt miss you and you were gone a freaking month
reps ! that is by far the best thing i've ever seen you say on this forum ! lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Hulud again.
HELL HOE HELL @ ed
seriously HELL I ENCOURAGED you to sleep with as many woman as possible sheesh I even asked for the pics...Im glad we have an open and honest relationship
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o shit.
hey blacksi? what's the deal?
damn man my girl is gone for more than a month and im not being a big pussy bitch over it. just chill with some homies and smoke some cheeba
Will - deal with what??
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you didn't call me last night
wtf
Don't worry, she has been cheating on ya.
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
IM SORRY
I ignored Ed too when he called last nite
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Does this mean you're going to show Ed our pics?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?seriously HELL I ENCOURAGED you to sleep with as many woman as possible sheesh I even asked for the pics...Im glad we have an open and honest relationship
i know... fuck you. i aitn calling you no mou
duh Kevin...I said he could join in next time
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