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    jenzeeee or whatever

    How much for a hummer?
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    killer i think her dad or a uncle beat you to that shit...... sorry to bring bad news. lol
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    killer i think her dad or a uncle beat you to that shit...... sorry to bring bad news. lol

    i almost threw up...

    and damn tim, can't you read.. i said ga, not alabama!

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    where did killer go? i think he went to have "a talk" with kelly
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.


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    yeah we got out of synch on that one haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    yeah we got out of synch on that one haha
    lol you nsync loving fat bastard!

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    i made a bet with will to see if he would do it and he did.!! $1......yall bitches is dumb


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    STFU

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennnzee
    STFU

    whatchu gettin mad for?? he really played you?? if you did ....im speechless.

    maybe you were a prime example of what my other thread is about lol.

    lol you cant get mad at me if you got played for real chick. just be happy that SM blessed you wit tha dick in the first place.


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    OMFG. Are you for real? I didnt get played. It was BS. I dont think I need to get "blessed" with Sm's dick. LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    whatchu gettin mad for?? he really played you?? if you did ....im speechless.

    maybe you were a prime example of what my other thread is about lol.

    lol you cant get mad at me if you got played for real chick. just be happy that SM blessed you wit tha dick in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennnzee
    OMFG. Are you for real? I didnt get played. It was BS. I dont think I need to get "blessed" with Sm's dick. LOL

    hahahaha i know im jk witchu...im glad you aint get mad. i was really gon fuck witcha then.


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    Nice to meetchu btw Jennnzee ....im the infamous Tasuki.


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    Lol. Nah, I dont get mad. But thanks!

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    I need fuckin cliffs.

    Learning everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennnzee
    So I dont post here much, but I thought I would get on and show you all what a fucking scumbag Speedmonkey really is......

    So it all started when some shit went down between us. I guess thats what happens when you drink and are around W. So....we talked for a few weeks and I thought that things were going good, and then out of nowhere some whore comes around and starts sending me txt messages and shit. Saying stuff like "Him and I have been fucking around for a few months now" and calling me a slut and all sorts of shit. So I talk to her and she starts telling me everything he's been sayin about me and all the bullshit he has been getting away with. Not only has he been trying to play us....but as far as I know theres like 6 other girls! What a fucking piece of shit!

    WTF?!?

    Its like, you think you know someone so well and then you find out they have more miles on them than a 80's Caprice!

    W-
    1. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
    2. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?
    3. DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD PULL IT OFF?
    4. GO FUCK YOURSELF!
    Will is a piece of shit, but he's not a cheater. He's always had a stocker that calls his phone from a restricted number to harrass him. I wouldn't trust what some random bitch says to you. I'm sure every guy here has had a stalker ex call his girl to sabatoge a relationship.

    Besides, a guy as ugly as Will would be lucky to have just one girl.

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    The whole cheating thing was BS..........

    Will is really gay, and I've come to terms with it =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennnzee
    The whole cheating thing was BS..........

    Will is really gay, and I've come to terms with it =)

    I was in line too but he ignored me for some dude named Frank....i was pissed. but i got over. not completely tho


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    LoL. Yeah.......I was sweatin his nuts, and he was just like "Im sorry Jenna, I only ass dive with men." It was a sad day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennnzee
    LoL. Yeah.......I was sweatin his nuts, and he was just like "Im sorry Jenna, I only ass dive with men." It was a sad day

    aaaaw poor Jennnze...im so sorry that happened to you too. Men these days.


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    I know, they just don't appreciate us girls......

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    Can I get some notes from after the first page?
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    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.

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    This thread is so full of lose, I can't believe I read all 6 pages.

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    +1 for SM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    play on playa!!!

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    that speedmonkey is a major scumbag!!! im with u on that

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    HAHA WILL, takin after ol kayfunk.

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    I read the whole thread.

    It went from Will cheating, to me being gay, to me working and a mini IA meet at highlands grill in kennesaw, to Will being gay.

    I like the circle it made.


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    Wow.. that was an odd little story to read.

    +1 to the OP just because its 3:40am and im bored.

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    hi kelly

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    OMGLMFAOWTFLOZZZZ!!!!!!11111

    +4 to Will even though this is fake its still funny.

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    this thread was entertaining, i wish i had more hands cuz i'd it 4 thumbs up

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    glad i was at work all day yesterday. this threads fucking lame..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    glad i was at work all day yesterday. this threads fucking lame..
    go check the dead cat thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    go check the dead cat thread
    i have a cat, and i don't think itll be cool to look at a thread like that, sorry.

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    Haha. Omg. You are sooooo funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennnzee
    Haha. Omg. You are sooooo funny!
    Will is Mexican, and im mexican i got more CASH and a Bigger u know!!
    So how much u charge an hour!


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    Quote Originally Posted by B18c1Turboed
    Will is Mexican, and im mexican i got more CASH and a Bigger u know!!
    So how much u charge an hour!
    For you...? Umm........I usuallly charge $600/Hr, but for you...............lets seee.....divide the amount per minute....$10 please =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennnzee
    For you...? Umm........I usuallly charge $600/Hr, but for you...............lets seee.....divide the amount per minute....$10 please =)
    Shoot 30 aint bad.... Schedule me IN!!!
    no PUN intended!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    im not gonna read all that shit! netx time, find me something better to read..

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    read the last 3pages...funny ass shit i promise

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