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[Maniaç]

y0 fred, why are females so fucking retared?

[Fred Sanford]

y0 fred, why are females so fucking retared?

I think that women's ovaries produce an excess amount of estrogen, more than scientists know. While this same hormone contributes to a woman being a woman, I think it also rots their brains. This is the only logicical way to explain why women are tolerable up to around age 13 (when estrogen production goes full force) and it goes to shit from there. The behavior goes a full 180, then 90, then 360, then 270. It's like behavior russian roulette except instead of a bullet there is a "act like a cunt" round in there. Many women seem to lose at this game, thusly answering your question as to why women are so retarded, AKA cunts.
They also have smaller brains and stole a rib bone from the first man. If adam was black and eve stole his rib, bitch woulda got a razor cutting like no other.

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I think that women's ovaries produce an excess amount of estrogen, more than scientists know. While this same hormone contributes to a woman being a woman, I think it also rots their brains. This is the only logicical way to explain why women are tolerable up to around age 13 (when estrogen production goes full force) and it goes to shit from there. The behavior goes a full 180, then 90, then 360, then 270. It's like behavior russian roulette except instead of a bullet there is a "act like a cunt" round in there. Many women seem to lose at this game, thusly answering your question as to why women are so retarded, AKA cunts.
They also have smaller brains and stole a rib bone from the first man. If adam was black and eve stole his rib, bitch woulda got a razor cutting like no other.

Holy shit...Someone that understands me...This is great! +1

BTW-If Eve was Puerto Rican and Adam was black, both would be two cut up mothafuckas.