I have a few minutes to kill.
Ask Fred Sanford anything
I have a few minutes to kill.
you want 5 'cross' yo lip?
Not really, but I'd be happy to give you my balls across your chin.Originally Posted by william_jeff
no.. william jeff likes him on his face... he sucks dick from behind. its hot shit.
2 / 3 = 0.666
don't be telling your secrets through me you sick shit
and busts nut in his grill?
When is my old man going to pay my moms some child suppoh't?
Probably never, since you only make like $.15/hr in lock-up.When is my old man going to pay my moms some child suppoh't?
Why do you hate Mexicans
Why do you hate australians?
Who's your least favorite person on ImportAtlanta?
There are a few, but right now I think the faggot called Flip is current king of douchebaggery.
Fred... will i ever get to bang jessica alba?
2 / 3 = 0.666
chappelle spoof ftw
Only if she escapes from my basement dungeon.
how have you not been banned yet with all that neg rep?
I attribute it to my good looks and charm.
haha, that was good. Let me know whether you'd rather have positive rep or negative and you'll get it
i got 5 on it
j/k
why is it that black people love watermelon so much?
FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!
You'd be better off asking this one to Jane Goodall.
y is the grass green?
VAL FOR PRESIDENT
It's actually not.
then what color is it?
VAL FOR PRESIDENT
Every color but that one.
Why do gays like Peanut Butter on Biscuits?
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Will the Rabbit ever get some Trix Cereal?
No, due to being white and not having the naacp on his side. If he were a black rabbit, al sharpton and jesse jackass would protest until he got his mo fo trix.
EL OH EL
i have another question fred.
do you grip and then sip purple drank..
or do you just plain sip out of the container without firmly gripping it?
Last edited by SpeedMonkey; 06-04-2007 at 04:50 PM.
2 / 3 = 0.666
I usually keep it in a brown paper bag. Sometimes I'll grip, then sip. Other times I may just lock, pop, and sip.
In either case, I sho nuff get me some dat urnge, red, or purple drank.
why are you so smart?
What do you drive?
FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!
?1-Much like my good looks, I was blessed with it.
?2-Every morning I ask myself the same question. It depends upon my mood.
can bats have sex while flying in the air?
Probably, but they'd rather do it in the cave with some Barry White or Teddy Pendergrass playing.
werd preciate it
charcoal colored grass ftw
How many neg reps do you have?
why do honda's sound like shit?
It's part of a little known clause that was included in the terms of surrender from WWII. McArthur felt that all japanese cars should sound like shit as punishment for losing the big one. He actually originated the line "fuck with the bull and you get the horns."
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