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  1. 06-04-2007, 03:19 PM #1
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    Default Ask Fred Sanford anything

    I have a few minutes to kill.
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  2. 06-04-2007, 03:20 PM #2
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    you want 5 'cross' yo lip?
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    When is my old man going to pay my moms some child suppoh't?
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.
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    Why do you hate Mexicans
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    Who's your least favorite person on ImportAtlanta?
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    Fred... will i ever get to bang jessica alba?
    2 / 3 = 0.666
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  7. 06-04-2007, 03:22 PM #7
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    how have you not been banned yet with all that neg rep?

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  8. 06-04-2007, 03:23 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    Fred... will i ever get to bang jessica alba?


    chappelle spoof ftw
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  9. 06-04-2007, 03:23 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    you want 5 'cross' yo lip?
    Not really, but I'd be happy to give you my balls across your chin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    Not really, but I'd be happy to give you my balls across your chin.
    no.. william jeff likes him on his face... he sucks dick from behind. its hot shit.
    2 / 3 = 0.666
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  11. 06-04-2007, 03:27 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroshutter
    When is my old man going to pay my moms some child suppoh't?
    Probably never, since you only make like $.15/hr in lock-up.
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  12. 06-04-2007, 03:28 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    no.. william jeff likes him on his face... he sucks dick from behind. its hot shit.
    don't be telling your secrets through me you sick shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    no.. william jeff likes him on his face... he sucks dick from behind. its hot shit.
    and busts nut in his grill?
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.
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  14. 06-04-2007, 03:29 PM #14
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    i got 5 on it


    j/k


    why is it that black people love watermelon so much?
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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  15. 06-04-2007, 03:30 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewGen33
    Why do you hate Mexicans
    Why do you hate australians?
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  16. 06-04-2007, 03:31 PM #16
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    y is the grass green?

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  17. 06-04-2007, 03:33 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by iloveboost
    Who's your least favorite person on ImportAtlanta?
    There are a few, but right now I think the faggot called Flip is current king of douchebaggery.
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  18. 06-04-2007, 03:33 PM #18
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    Why do gays like Peanut Butter on Biscuits?

    flickr
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  19. 06-04-2007, 03:36 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    Fred... will i ever get to bang jessica alba?
    Only if she escapes from my basement dungeon.
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  20. 06-04-2007, 03:38 PM #20
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    Will the Rabbit ever get some Trix Cereal?
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  21. 06-04-2007, 03:38 PM #21
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    why are you so smart?

    What do you drive?
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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  22. 06-04-2007, 03:44 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ltdnismorace
    how have you not been banned yet with all that neg rep?
    I attribute it to my good looks and charm.
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  23. 06-04-2007, 03:48 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    i got 5 on it


    j/k


    why is it that black people love watermelon so much?
    You'd be better off asking this one to Jane Goodall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    I attribute it to my good looks and charm.
    haha, that was good. Let me know whether you'd rather have positive rep or negative and you'll get it

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  25. 06-04-2007, 03:51 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSiChic
    y is the grass green?
    It's actually not.
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  26. 06-04-2007, 03:54 PM #26
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    can bats have sex while flying in the air?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    It's actually not.
    then what color is it?

    VAL FOR PRESIDENT
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  28. 06-04-2007, 03:59 PM #28
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    [QUOTE=Dirty Octopus
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  29. 06-04-2007, 04:00 PM #29
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    charcoal colored grass ftw
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  30. 06-04-2007, 04:04 PM #30
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    How many neg reps do you have?
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    why do honda's sound like shit?
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    [QUOTE=Dirty Octopus
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  33. 06-04-2007, 04:13 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewGen33
    Will the Rabbit ever get some Trix Cereal?
    No, due to being white and not having the naacp on his side. If he were a black rabbit, al sharpton and jesse jackass would protest until he got his mo fo trix.
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    For some reason I'm not being allowed to quote and reply to mr. Octopus's post. My answer to his question was:

    Because they need something to go with the shit on their dicks.
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    are you of any relation to negrodamus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    why are you so smart?

    What do you drive?
    ?1-Much like my good looks, I was blessed with it.

    ?2-Every morning I ask myself the same question. It depends upon my mood.
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    cool
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  38. 06-04-2007, 04:23 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    can bats have sex while flying in the air?
    Probably, but they'd rather do it in the cave with some Barry White or Teddy Pendergrass playing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSiChic
    then what color is it?
    Every color but that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    Probably, but they'd rather do it in the cave with some Barry White or Teddy Pendergrass playing.
    werd preciate it
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