Just out of curiousity, who didn't know?
Just out of curiousity, who didn't know?
xLSTONEx knows that Andy Dick is gay now....
LOL!
Andy Dick is a fucking flaming homosexual!!!
Apparently this isn't widely known.
What the hell? I'm homoblivious (no gaydar) and I had a strong suspicion that he was. Just listen to his voice!Originally Posted by chnco
Also when he kissed xLSTONEx last night and said that he wants Landon to go home with him so Andy can jerk off while looking at his face was a pretty big give away...Originally Posted by VooDooXII
UH WAHT LOLOriginally Posted by HalfBaked
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
ahahahahahahh lollerskates!!!!!!
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Yup.Originally Posted by rupertaker
He also grabbed landon and shoved his hand down landons pants and grabbed his nuts...kinda creepy.
But we told Landon to go home with him.
WTF??? Did y'all see him somewhere last night?
the plot thickens. . . .
Yes.Originally Posted by tracy
He came up to Landon at the bar and said Landon was the hottest guy there and that he wanted him.
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Are you kidding me?? LMAO! Where were you?
Landon is cute, but he's so stupid.
hahahahahah, Matt got the play by play as we were at the bar last night on the phone. It was fucking hilarious, and this is only a piece of the story.
We were at "hole in the wall."
He told Landon to stay with him last night so Andy could fly him to Chicago and LA.
OMG! Did he talk to Landon face to face or did he have his assistant do it?Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Did he go?
Face to face...Originally Posted by tracy
He kissed Landon on the neck a few times and on the lips...
STFU!!! You are getting too deep on the BS now.....are you fucking with me?Originally Posted by HalfBaked
^^^ Translation tracy would do naughty things to him if she were single . But yeah andy is about is queer as they come. But hay i hear its compliment if gay male tells a straight male he is hotOriginally Posted by tracy
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Yes it was the wierdest/gayest moment of my life. I was really hammered and he jsut started kissing me and all the sudden his hands were on my bare nuts, I was not ok with this at all. He asked me if he could fuck me tonight and then asked if he could jerk off looking at my face and all this nasty shit. I about puked after all this. Then he started doing blow and I think he forgot about me and I escaped into the night.
Dead fucking serious.Originally Posted by tracy
bitch i a'int dumb, me be in college.Originally Posted by tracy
Remember in Old Skool he was the gay blow job teacher
yea it is true, but I was not down with it.Originally Posted by HalfBaked
hahaha forgot about that one!!!!!Originally Posted by Extrememustang
Even though we all encouraged Landon to go home with him.
We are good friends like that.
ROTF!! Landon, you poor baby!!! Did you get him to buy you any drinks at least, i mean he felt on your balls after allthat shit ain't free.
you can touch my balls for free if you wantOriginally Posted by tracy
. But he just stole some beer and gave it to me and melissa.
^^^ LMAO so wrong i would have at least got some drinks out of it
Tracy has held my balls in his hands.Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
Plural because it took both her hands to hold my nuts.
I have felt on Matt's balls before. they were cold, but hairless. It was nice. I may take you up on that just to say I did itOriginally Posted by xLSTONEx
LOL @ stealing beer for you and Melissa. I can't wait to talk to Melissa about this!
Did he slip you the tongue? Or just pecks???
I can't stop laughing because I can picture all of this going down in my head![]()
I have a video from last night on my phone, but really doesn't have the action happening. I think Melissa got some pics on her phone.
Landon Talking here:Originally Posted by tracy
When he tried to kiss me on the mouth he like licked me at the same time and I was like wtf??????? It was not cool and I threw him off of me.
Bluesclue this story is 100% true!
Oh and tracy I shave my balls too, so you can grab them any time too, and if you want to lick them you can do that too......![]()
100000000000000000% accurate too.
Keep in mind we were all drunk as shit. Peer Pressure is a bitch!! haha, I was hoping for strippers throwing coke at each other at the end of the night. Didn't happen .. . . .
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Ahahahhaahahaha! This is tooo funny! Poor defenseless Landon. He got manhandled by Andy Dick.
This would have to be a pretty fucking elaborate story. Believe what you want, it happened.
I wish I was there.
Matt,
I have seen your balls often ad they are a treat every time since they are so well groomed. One day you are going to make a girl very happy.