Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
Maniac, you need to get your hoe ass back to the street corner where I left you to make me my motherfucking money so that I can pay my mortgage and car payment before I throw your bitch ass back over to Ponce De Leon and and the American Eagle so that you and your buddies can reacquainted and can resume your normal, gay ass lifestyle that I ripped you out of back in 2003 to try and make you a better person so that you wouldn't be a danger to anyone else, including your yourself since you can't even walk straight because of the AIDS infested legs you have after breaking the "most dicks sucked" record when you swallowed 47 gallons of man jam and had to have your stomach pumped for 14 hours straight, you lifeless sack of rhododendron feces.

That, Steveo, was the longest sentence. Later, QD.

did i tell you .. once me and alex were going to this girl's house.. and he stopped the car.. i was like WTF?... and he leaned over and i felt his warm breath on my neck and i was like "DUDE WTF!.." and i pushed him away and he was like "damn dawg... i just wanted to tell you a secret"... how the fuck are you gonna tell me a secret like that when we are the only 2 people in the car... seriously.. wtf.