my Morning Story
ok i woke up @ 8am this morning due to a very strong pain in my stomach..
i woke up like wtf? then i rushed to the bathroom and took a huge dump! now at the same time i was half asleep, i felt real bad, with the stomach pain and me being fucking sleepy.
i was in the bathroom for a good 5 mins.. worst morning in awhile for me. i was having a pretty cool dream too.. anyways finished and went back to sleep, now im up again.
the end.
stfu with your gay ass story and your gay ass thread bitch...
last night i woke up at 2 too, with the biggest diahrea, so i woke up took the hugest dump ever, and went back to sleep
hahaha!! now thats fucked up, but i was sleepy as fuck and woke up to a dump! come on you can't beat that.
dude, i was rolling around all night trying to find a good position so i wouldnt have to get up... i eventually said fuck it and got up... slept like a baby until the morning
did you ever wake up with the BGs and you kept shitting until your ass was on fire
i did. damn my ass was hot felt like someone lit a torch to it i had diarrhea so bad
haha!!!! +2 if i can! i haven't had diahrea is a very long time!! i bet it sucks.. oh well.
So did your stomach pains go away after taking said dump? The only time I wake up @ 8 is when I stay up 'till 3 or 4 drinking. Alarm clock FTL. BTW nothing sucks worse than the shits after a hard night of drinking.
Originally Posted by william_jeff
i guess yall have had worst experinces than i have...
Dear God... do we have to hear this shit?
it did, it was a very refreshing feeling. took four whips to clean it up extra good.
well, its something i had to let the world know.. this was a very painful experince for me.
you guys are lame.. i took a dump.. then ate and took a dump again before i went to sleep and when i woke up i took anotha dump and now im at work.. bout to go take another dump.. mang you guys are just plain boring hahaha.. go take dumps.. its free
singular...experience
i had a feening for fried chicken for like 2-3months. i finally said fuck it one day, went to bojangles and got a 12 piece chicken and biscuit. i ate like 5 pieces of chicken and 2-3biscuits and had 2-3cans of steel reserve. well i went to bed with a full stomach and fully satisfied, i woke up the next morning at 5:30 with a stomach pain from hell. i went to the toilet, tried to shit and i couldn't so i went back to bed after i drank some lipton green tea. sleep for an hour, wake up to the pain again and start blowing out of my ass. every 10-15mins i was back on the toilet, shitting up a storm it was embarrassing...and i live by my damn self lol.
i won't eat chicken like that again, o yea, i'm black
damn you like to take shits huh jesus, i take one daily and i think thats a lot... lol
I love when you take a good shit, get up and your just feel lighter. You feel like you can run faster, jump higher. Btw baby wipes will leave you feeling spring fresh all day.it did, it was a very refreshing feeling. took four whips to clean it up extra good.
singular...experience
i had a feening for fried chicken for like 2-3months. i finally said fuck it one day, went to bojangles and got a 12 piece chicken and biscuit. i ate like 5 pieces of chicken and 2-3biscuits and had 2-3cans of steel reserve. well i went to bed with a full stomach and fully satisfied, i woke up the next morning at 5:30 with a stomach pain from hell. i went to the toilet, tried to shit and i couldn't so i went back to bed after i drank some lipton green tea. sleep for an hour, wake up to the pain again and start blowing out of my ass. every 10-15mins i was back on the toilet, shitting up a storm it was embarrassing...and i live by my damn self lol.
i won't eat chicken like that again, o yea, i'm black
i take one every two to three days, that's not healthy. they say when you shit two to three times a day, then your bowels are good.
looks like i'm shit out of luck
i poop on this thread
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
i laugh now but goddamn it wasn't funny then
o my bad i lie
when i was on the toilet i thought, this is pretty fucked up and embarrassing, then i proceeded to laugh while i dropped diarrhea turds
you are trying to get on everyone's good side so you don't get banned shitter
i used to be like that too, not too long ago. but for some reason i take two-three a day now.
drink lots of water, that really helps.
you're just in a happy mood cuz you took a good shit when you woke up...
its ok to admit it...
no, i know im not gonna get banned anytime soon. but seriously im LMA0 over here!you are trying to get on everyone's good side so you don't get banned shitter
what do you want me to say fuck you? would that make you feel better? haha!
i drink water, cranberry juice, lipton green tea, cran grap juice. only time i drink soda is when i have my absolut pear with sprite or crown royal with coke at night time.
it would only be natural
for some reason, yes. this happend 4 hours ago though.. but man i do feel lighter and faster. im ready to go to work...
but im still kinda pissed that this situation happend to me in the morning, i looked at the mirror and was half asleep. as in eyes half opened. L0L
Here's how YSLBTT felt this morning.
im out fuckers
later ed, be safe fag.
ACTUALLY that's how i felt that morning. i swore my ass was on fire son. i almost lifted up the toilet seat and sat in the water that shit was so hot
BYE DAVID
NIGGA YOU IS PREGNANT!
whatta piece of shit story. dog you might need to submit your threads to me or your big bro Will for pre-approval
this shit is wack
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whatever man, still smells like bullshit
wheres the greenery homeboy, make that shit happen cap'n
????
haha! hell naw man, we need to get the green... but i can't hang, so whats the point?
i kinda missed ricky... its been too long...
where the fuck have you been puto?
Ricky has been busy getting fucked by Young Jezzy and other hip hop fags. dude jams to little ricky and he knows it. what a puto indeed.
maniac what the fuk are u talkin about? I got half my mind tellin me to stomp ur ass out when I see you
after clippin off that greasy ass hair u got and leavin u w/ no pants hahaha
LA STYLE FTW CABRON
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