my Morning Story

[william_jeff]

i guess yall have had worst experinces than i have...

singular...experience

i had a feening for fried chicken for like 2-3months. i finally said fuck it one day, went to bojangles and got a 12 piece chicken and biscuit. i ate like 5 pieces of chicken and 2-3biscuits and had 2-3cans of steel reserve. well i went to bed with a full stomach and fully satisfied, i woke up the next morning at 5:30 with a stomach pain from hell. i went to the toilet, tried to shit and i couldn't so i went back to bed after i drank some lipton green tea. sleep for an hour, wake up to the pain again and start blowing out of my ass. every 10-15mins i was back on the toilet, shitting up a storm it was embarrassing...and i live by my damn self lol.

i won't eat chicken like that again, o yea, i'm black

[Maniaç]

singular...experience

i had a feening for fried chicken for like 2-3months. i finally said fuck it one day, went to bojangles and got a 12 piece chicken and biscuit. i ate like 5 pieces of chicken and 2-3biscuits and had 2-3cans of steel reserve. well i went to bed with a full stomach and fully satisfied, i woke up the next morning at 5:30 with a stomach pain from hell. i went to the toilet, tried to shit and i couldn't so i went back to bed after i drank some lipton green tea. sleep for an hour, wake up to the pain again and start blowing out of my ass. every 10-15mins i was back on the toilet, shitting up a storm it was embarrassing...and i live by my damn self lol.

i won't eat chicken like that again, o yea, i'm black

i seriously L'dIRL. +2.

[william_jeff]

i seriously L'dIRL. +2.

i laugh now but goddamn it wasn't funny then

o my bad i lie

when i was on the toilet i thought, this is pretty fucked up and embarrassing, then i proceeded to laugh while i dropped diarrhea turds