One morning at 6:30am I get a call.

Me: Hello?

Caller: Where are you?

Me: Hold on a second..... ::This sounds like Steve...WTF is he doing calling me this early asking where I am?::

Caller: Hello?

Me: Yeah

Caller: Where are you?

Me: What the fu*k do you mean? I'm in bed. Why the hell are you calling me so early?

Caller: Because you're late for work!

Me:

Caller: You were supposed to be here at 6!

Me: FUCK!!!

My mom down the hallway: Are you in there cursing?

Turns out it was my damn boss. He sounded just like my friend. I was in undergrad then, and didn't have a car. Took me an hr to get to work. BUT, he wasn't even mad.