you wouldnt believe this............

[Tasuki_Civic]

i fuckin swallowed a moth !!! i was walkin home with my friend tonite and he told a funny ass joke so i was laughin and as soon as i breathed in. GULP!! that muthafuck was in my throat!!! i was freakin out so much and i was trying my hardest to cough it up but i couldnt it was so fukin far down my throat i had to swallow it.


so i got my friends water and while im drinkin i could feel it moving while i was trying to swallow. i couldnt throw up cause i aint eat all day that shit would have hurt. it took me 5 minutes to get that shit from the side of my throat. it was the nastiest thing i have ever experience.

[Kyle]

I don't believe it.

[BluesClues]

Ummmm protein lol

[TIGERJC]

Now u should have no problem swallowing your bf's load, and also I see you're taking your sigs advice "practice makes batter"

[Tasuki_Civic]

Now u should have no problem swallowing your bf's load, and also I see you're taking your sigs advice "practice makes batter"

HA HA HA very funny.

I don't believe it.

real talk !

[Wal-Mart]

Protein is only good for you when its injected vaginally. But since you're so good at taking out insects, i'll invite you to my next party so you can stand there with your mouth open and keep the flying wildlife away from everyone else.

[AirMax95]

I don't believe it, but if true, thats some nasty shit

[quickdodge®]

That's not a picture of the same moth is it? Later, QD.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Protein is only good for you when its injected vaginally. But since you're so good at taking out insects, i'll invite you to my next party so you can stand there with your mouth open and keep the flying wildlife away from everyone else.

wtf?! who tha fuck are you? your a dumbfuck for even post this shit. gtfo you fuckin perv!

That's not a picture of the same moth is it? Later, QD.

nah but it was a lite brown moth that was the size of a girls pinky nail but thin as hell.

[Tracy]

Damn! Gross! Now you're going to have moth babies!!!!!!!!

[Maniaç]

swallow this next *opens zipper*

[Tasuki_Civic]

Damn! Gross! Now you're going to have moth babies!!!!!!!!

moth babie?! LOl i thought about that. i asked my friend..."its gonna die byt the time it gets to my stomach rite?" Lied and said tha shit is gonna grown in my stomach and im get a weird ass reaction to it then i will have worms in it. he was more descriptive than that lol i almost believed it cause it felt gross as hell going down my throat like that. fukin freaked me out.

swallow this next *opens zipper*

lol where tha hell are you guys gettin these nasty jokes from. not once did i talk about sex. can this convo be about anything without tha dome giving. geez

[Maniaç]

lol where tha hell are you guys gettin these nasty jokes from. not once did i talk about sex. can this convo be about anything without tha dome giving. geez

just look at your sig, all those pictures scream for sex.

[william_jeff]

i once was the swallowed

[Ran]

Damn! Gross! Now you're going to have moth babies!!!!!!!!

Hells yeah! She'd open her mouth and it'd be like a scene from The Green Mile. Bugs & sh*t flying out her mouth.

[Tasuki_Civic]

just look at your sig, all those pictures scream for sex.

no it doesnt butt face only one says sex.

the other is basicly being an asshole. lol ya know "fuck you, im a bitch!"

[Tasuki_Civic]

Hells yeah! She'd open her mouth and it'd be like a scene from The Green Mile. Bugs & sh*t flying out her mouth.

never seen that movie but it sound funny

[Maniaç]

no it doesnt butt face only one says sex.

the other is basicly being an asshole. lol ya know "fuck you, im a bitch!"

what about your avatar??? shit i can tell you're a freak, when are you coming out and hangout with the SM crew?

[Tasuki_Civic]

what about your avatar??? shit i can tell you're a freak, when are you coming out and hangout with the SM crew?

lol fuck my avatar this aint free pussy....get it rite homie!!!
i like your comments but you act on them you will get a surprise you wont forget. choose your actions wisely bro.

[Maniaç]

lol fuck my avatar this aint free pussy....get it rite homie!!!
i like your comments but you act on them you will get a surprise you wont forget. choose your actions wisely bro.

wtf? me suprised? as in.... what? please explain. PM me if you want.

[Tasuki_Civic]

if that went over your head......fahgeta bout it Dude they got a thread about you. why fina get banned? wtf did you do lol

[william_jeff]

this is the first time i have ever heard a black person ever use 'bro' so nonchalantly lol.

it's almost worse than bub

[Maniaç]

if that went over your head......fahgeta bout it Dude they got a thread about you. why fina get banned? wtf did you do lol

nothing of the sort, but whatever rocks your boat. read the thread, i was gonna get banned cause of all the haters, fucking up my spotlight. some people just can't take the heat.

[Jaimecbr900]

#1. Swallowing a bug is no big deal. People eat the damn things as a delicacy in other countries and they don't die, so you shouldn't either. It will get processed in your stomach the same way a ham sandwich does. It will pass through your system the same way that ham sandwich does. It will end up in the sewer system the same way too.

#2. Hooked on phonics can work for you too.

#3. Anytime you type the words "swallow", "throat", and "gross".....expect the leghumpers to make jokes. It's IA. Don't get pissy about it. You've been around here long enough to know the drill.

[nightracer]

This thread should be an example of how not to write for the Regent's Test.

[GIXXERDK]

I had a fly, fly up my nose while riding the bike. Couldnt blow it out b.c my nose got stuffy.

[william_jeff]

what did it smell like

[Jaimecbr900]

I had a fly, fly up my nose while riding the bike. Couldnt blow it out b.c my nose got stuffy.

Dude, I've had those big ass june bugs or whatever they are hit my face shield.....

It's happened like 3-4 times, and it scares the bejezus out of me every time. I always think......what if I'd had the face shield UP???? OUCH!!!

[Kevykev]

#3. Anytime you type the words "swallow", "throat", and "gross".....expect the leghumpers to make jokes. It's IA. Don't get pissy about it. You've been around here long enough to know the drill.

..and about 9,000 other words associated with sexual innuendo.

[Lizbiz101]

Ewww NASTY!!!!

[Tasuki_Civic]

#1. Swallowing a bug is no big deal. People eat the damn things as a delicacy in other countries and they don't die, so you shouldn't either. It will get processed in your stomach the same way a ham sandwich does. It will pass through your system the same way that ham sandwich does. It will end up in the sewer system the same way too.

#2. Hooked on phonics can work for you too.

#3. Anytime you type the words "swallow", "throat", and "gross".....expect the leghumpers to make jokes. It's IA. Don't get pissy about it. You've been around here long enough to know the drill.

wtf are you telling me this for.....

#1 i dont give a shit about other countries and I AINT! rasied on bugs. maybe your used to it but im not.

#2 STFU I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TYPIN MY WORDS WRONG. you out of all pple should no that sooo you could have kept that comment to yourself. ( weve been thru this)

AND
#3 i dont mind leghumpers but if i dont know you and you talkin shit like you wanna do somethin nasty to me....FUK U! off tha rip. im not like the rest of these chicks on here that will back up like a lil punk and turn red. if i dont like it (i wont like it) and youll know. ( once again you should know the drill about me already youve been on here long enough) i decide what i want/and who i want to talk to me like that..... baybay,

GET IT RITE, TASUKI SPEAKS.

This thread should be an example of how not to write for the Regent's Test.

AND AS FOR YOU...!!! where tha hell you been at? its been a minute man! whats up with the car club thing and magazine and shit in Ohio? pm me and tell me whats good!

[Tasuki_Civic]

what did it smell like

hehehe

[Tasuki_Civic]

this is the first time i have ever heard a black person ever use 'bro' so nonchalantly lol.

it's almost worse than bub

lol it was sarcastically used.

[Accordguy]

wats going on here?

[TIGERJC]

wtf are you telling me this for.....

#1 i dont give a shit about other countries and I AINT! rasied on bugs. maybe your used to it but im not.

#2 STFU I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TYPIN MY WORDS WRONG. you out of all pple should no that sooo you could have kept that comment to yourself. ( weve been thru this)

AND
#3 i dont mind leghumpers but if i dont know you and you talkin shit like you wanna do somethin nasty to me....FUK U! off tha rip. im not like the rest of these chicks on here that will back up like a lil punk and turn red. if i dont like it (i wont like it) and youll know. ( once again you should know the drill about me already youve been on here long enough) i decide what i want/and who i want to talk to me like that..... baybay,

GET IT RITE, TASUKI SPEAKS.




AND AS FOR YOU...!!! where tha hell you been at? its been a minute man! whats up with the car club thing and magazine and shit in Ohio? pm me and tell me whats good!

crazy female FTL

[Tasuki_Civic]

crazy female FTL

haha i perfer sassy thank you.

[Jaimecbr900]

You illiterate dumbass....you really want me to put you in your place??? Well then, here goes:

wtf are you telling me this for.....

Because you asked a dumb question about the possibility that swallowing a bug when you had your big ass mouth open was going to some how "hurt" you. I'm sure you've swallowed worse and you survived, right? So why ask a dumbass question like that?

#1

i dont give a shit about other countries and I AINT! rasied on bugs. maybe your used to it but im not.

Bitch if you knew ANYTHING about me or where I "came from", you'd know that me nor "my people" eat bugs. We eat rice and beans and meat con tostones y una malta. Wait, let me put that back in English for you to understand since you claim to be Spanish but can't speak it ....I said that we eat rice and bean with some kind of meat and tostones (which is made from Plaintains, which you probably don't know what that is either ) and drink it all down with a root beer like drink we REAL Spanish people sometimes like to drink.

How's that for what I'm used to???

#2 STFU I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TYPIN MY WORDS WRONG. you out of all pple should no that sooo you could have kept that comment to yourself. ( weve been thru this)

That point is painfully obvious to everyone that attempts to read the jibberish crap you try and type. If you can't bother to atleast make your posts remotely legible, why post at all? Now I say to YOU, maybe it should be YOU that STFU and learn to type or don't post.

Funny, you claim to be Spanish, yet can't speak Spanish.....you TRY and speak English, yet judging by your 2nd grade spelling and grammar you suck at that too.....maybe you're really meant to have been a MUTE???

Exactly WHAT language DO you know??? We know it's not Spanish nor English. Which one is it then?

AND
#3 i dont mind leghumpers

You are a hypocrite bitch. Wasn't it you that went off on a couple of people because they started cutting sexual jokes??? Whatever hypocrite. You want people to leg hump you, you don't want leg humpers.....make up your damn mind.

if i dont know you and you talkin shit like you wanna do somethin nasty to me....FUK U! off tha rip.

:english:

im not like the rest of these chicks on here that will back up like a lil punk and turn red.

What "chicks"? Why don't you just point out exactly WHO you are referring to here? I bet you won't.

if i dont like it (i wont like it) and youll know.

I really wish you could see me right now.....I'm about to piss my pants because I'm shaking in my boots so damn hard.....

( once again you should know the drill about me already youve been on here long enough) i decide what i want/and who i want to talk to me like that..... baybay,

I should "know" the drill??? How original... I've been here longer than you and you're telling me what I should "know"???

Seriously, you have issues. You can't make up your mind about how you portray yourself on here. I mean, one day you can't keep dicks out of your mouth talking about sex and cumming up your ass and stupid shit....then the next you want to act like a catholic school girl and don't want people to even say sexual innuendos let alone talk to you about sex when your avatar has some tits bouncing and your sig has a little girl practicing to give a good blow job..... That's not even to start talking about the racist chip you have on your shoulder all the time. You really do have issues. Maybe some good counseling and medications will do you some good.

GET IT RITE, TASUKI SPEAKS.

You've gotten very little RIGHT. Check out all the bolded words and phrases....

[william_jeff]

tasuki is cool in my book

[Jaimecbr900]

tasuki is cool in my book

Then you need to go to a different library.....

[william_jeff]

i'm a titty sucker not a brown noser