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    Just reading the first page is worth it! I can't stop laughing lolololol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    you're welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    If you didn't want people do laugh, don't put "hilarity ensues" in the title. Sorry, but that ****'s funny. Not that your mom went nuts, but cat in a dryer ftw.
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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_xj
    If you didn't want people do laugh, don't put "hilarity ensues" in the title. Sorry, but that ****'s funny. Not that your mom went nuts, but cat in a dryer ftw.
    hey genius, i edited the thread title like the day it was first posted
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  7. 09-10-2008, 02:12 PM #367
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    thread title further edited to reflect this thread's legendary status
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    How is that cat killin b*tch doin now? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    How is that cat killin b*tch doin now? lol
    I JUST SAW HER LAST NIGHT AT THE LOCAL GAS STATION IN THE BATHROOM



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  10. 09-10-2008, 02:59 PM #370
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    Just wanted to say I think your sig is hilarious...props

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    I JUST SAW HER LAST NIGHT AT THE LOCAL GAS STATION IN THE BATHROOM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach1DrmGrl
    Just wanted to say I think your sig is hilarious...props
    Eww your back? damn.
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  12. 09-10-2008, 04:59 PM #372
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    I came home from school just the other day
    Mom doing laundry in the usual way
    But then something went wrong and she screamed bloody murder
    She says to this day that she didn't mean to hurt her...

    .. And the cat's in the dryer in the laundry room
    Dad forgot to warn her when he left at noon
    That stupid cat likes to hide in the rug
    now it's life is over with a thud, son, it's life is over with a thud...

    And for those of you who don't get the reference...

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  13. 09-10-2008, 05:01 PM #373
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    lol this thread is still going
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  14. 09-10-2008, 07:30 PM #374
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    ahahahahha, this was great...and still is! EPIC
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    still get a smile out of the thought of his mom screaming "BLOODY MURDER" after she opened the dryer only to find a mangled cat...

    morbid you say? no, HILLARIOUS.
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  16. 09-10-2008, 07:55 PM #376
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    OHHHH MAN. CLASSIC. I remember this like it was yesterday.
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    its bad how he can change his name but, it still following him
    I got dinner to goto.
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    omg
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    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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  20. 09-17-2008, 06:34 AM #380
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    hahah i love this thread!
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  21. 09-17-2008, 08:15 AM #381
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    Lool yea this was classic
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  22. 10-10-2008, 05:32 AM #382
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    oh god...this was a classic of last year!
    he even wanted to fight me over it..lolz!


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    Soory for her and you....
    need to get rid of that dryer and get another one. It will help her to not think about it when she uses it.
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  24. 10-10-2008, 11:13 AM #384
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    man this shit is hilarious!!! lol
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  25. 10-10-2008, 12:01 PM #385
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    lol
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  26. 10-10-2008, 12:19 PM #386
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    Some good laughs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jwrape
    Soory for her and you....
    need to get rid of that dryer and get another one. It will help her to not think about it when she uses it.
    Who are you, retard?
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    lmfaooooo! bwhahahahahahaha
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    LO fuckin L!!! I remember this thread. I was in tears reading the first few pages again.

    Oh the tears was from laughing so damn hard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Who are you, retard?
    was wondering the same thing....


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    First page had me ROLLINNNNNNNNN'

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    Lol, me and ricky had no remorse

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    Believe it or not my little brother killed my cat in the same way. Except we had an old dryer we were using anymore in the back of the garage and my little brother stuck him in there. Except my whole family could hear him crying at night, but we couldn't figure out where he was. When we'd go in the garage to and call for him, he'd stop meowing and we couldn't find him. He starved to death after about a three days.
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    ^^i would have hulk hogen leg dropped him
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenMind
    Believe it or not my little brother killed my cat in the same way. Except we had an old dryer we were using anymore in the back of the garage and my little brother stuck him in there. Except my whole family could hear him crying at night, but we couldn't figure out where he was. When we'd go in the garage to and call for him, he'd stop meowing and we couldn't find him. He starved to death after about a three days.
    the 2008 JJAlfano? at any point did anyone scream bloody murder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    First page had me ROLLINNNNNNNNN'
    kinda like the cat in the dryer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    condolensces for a fucking cat?!?!?!? pshh please, those fucking annoyances are always where they aren't suppose to be. on my car, porch, wherever else, i'm glad that fucking cat is dead.

    bye you fluffy ass pussy lol
    I'll put you in the dryer and see how you like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benefit
    the 2008 JJAlfano? at any point did anyone scream bloody murder?
    No, but I wanted to hit my little brother for a few days following the incident. It was just ridiculous, he put him in a broken dryer and forgot he put him there. It wasn't like he got into the dryer by himself, and no one noticed. He just stuck him in there, and forgot about him.
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    where is jjalfago nowadays.... on permaban!?!?!
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