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Thread: 2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

  1. 06-22-2007, 09:37 AM #241
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    hey at least he can't say IA has a "dry" sense of humor..... let the good times ROLL!
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  2. 06-22-2007, 09:39 AM #242
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    damn shagwAg3n you are fucking spinning out of control on this one
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    Thus far I think this thread is the thread of the year!
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

    --Val for President 1979-2007--
    --RIP Val, You will be missed--

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    hey at least he can't say IA has a "dry" sense of humor..... let the good times ROLL!
    bwahahahaaha!!!!

    he shouldnt get too "wrinkled " about our friendly banter. the cat in the dryer is an issue he has to "iron out" with his moms.....


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  5. 06-23-2007, 10:07 AM #245
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    bwahahahaaha!!!!

    he shouldnt get too "wrinkled " about our friendly banter. the cat in the dryer is an issue he has to "iron out" with his moms.....
    Yeah. Probably shouldn't have "aired out" the family's "dirty laundry." JJ, we're just trying to "Cheer" you up and not Just flow with the "Tide" and then we can all just "Bounce." Later, QD.
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  6. 06-23-2007, 10:48 AM #246
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    lmfao @ qd
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    seriously though i dunno why JJ is so mad his mom is taking all the "heat" for this, he should just "fold" and give up this argument that it's that serious. i mean for real, it's not like someone took an "arm and hammer" to the cat's head or anything, we're just witnessing the "cycle" of life (or death) here
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  8. 06-23-2007, 01:22 PM #248
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    But if you think about it, the very "fabric" of this should be taken with "delicate" care and not "permanently pressed." We should just "touch up" on the fact that things like this aren't always "wrinkle free." Later, QD.
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  9. 06-23-2007, 01:23 PM #249
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    HOLY CRAP HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?!?!
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  10. 06-23-2007, 01:24 PM #250
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    P.S. this is the first 10+ page thread that i have read all the way through and actually enjoyed
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  11. 06-23-2007, 02:00 PM #251
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Yeah. Probably shouldn't have "aired out" the family's "dirty laundry." JJ, we're just trying to "Cheer" you up and not Just flow with the "Tide" and then we can all just "Bounce." Later, QD.


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  12. 06-23-2007, 02:44 PM #252
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    LOL @ the play on words jokes.

    We need to make a national everyone put your cat in the dryer and see how long it takes to die and you not hear it screaming and breaking its neck.

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    Dude, don't get all 'heated' over these jokes. Just because you have a 'dry' sense of humor doesn't mean anything. You're being a 'pussy.'

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    OMG this thread has taken a turn for more WIN! Play on words!
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

    --Val for President 1979-2007--
    --RIP Val, You will be missed--

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Lol @ JJ viewing the thread
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  16. 06-23-2007, 09:37 PM #256
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    Now, this was some funny stuff. You guys are outrageous. You hve made my damn day. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    The play on words is soooo wrong but so damn funny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Dude, don't get all 'heated' over these jokes. Just because you have a 'dry' sense of humor doesn't mean anything. You're being a 'pussy.'
    fuck off matt, i already hit on the "heat" and "dry" jokes
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  18. 06-24-2007, 05:01 PM #258
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    GAWT DAYUM!!!!!


    just when i thought this thread was slowing down, it's picking up

    .



    be damned!


    it's prolly gonna be going on from now til next
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  19. 06-25-2007, 08:07 AM #259
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    i caption catz

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    learn to english
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  20. 06-25-2007, 12:44 PM #260
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    unlike JJ's cat, this thread has 9 lives
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    all 9 lives were beat out of that cat during its cycle period
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  22. 06-25-2007, 01:45 PM #262
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    damn this shit is still here? llllooooooooooolllllll




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  23. 06-25-2007, 01:47 PM #263
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    thread of the year, thanks to your mom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    damn this shit is still here? llllooooooooooolllllll
    Unlike your cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    thread of the year, thanks to your mom.


    'i would like to thank god and my mom for making this possible, without her, this thread wouldn't have made as loud a bang as the cat did in the dryer'
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  26. 06-25-2007, 05:20 PM #266
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    OMFG! thank your mom so much for taking you dumbass cats life away because i dnt remember the last time i laughed this hard. Your misfortune is now the light of my day. and by the way i hope ur mom does still feel bad because who actually has a cat jump in the dryer right in front of you and then you not notice. Ignorance is a disease. I think you should do all of us a favor and put your mom in the dryer so theres one less complete fucking idiot walking around the streets.JJ your a fucking bitch that needs to get the sand out of your vagina and grow a pair. c'mon man! but again this was the best thread ever thank all of you guys for posting this shit. and anybody that actually feels bad for this waste of sperm needs to get a fucking life. hilarious
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    and also how can we trust him when he was the one trying to sell an automatic ka24de with a picture of ka with a clutch master. wtf! if anybody wants to see JJ making a complete idiot out of himself again then go to 240atlanta.com in the vehicles for sale forum. hes trying to sell a ka-t hatch.
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    Who is this guy?
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

    --Val for President 1979-2007--
    --RIP Val, You will be missed--

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    **FREE CAT**

    tell your mom here is another cat for her tumble
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    ^^LMMFAO, that is so wrong on all kinds of levels
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Who is this guy?
    i was wondering the same shit!?


    oh well, now that the CATS outta the bag.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    i was wondering the same shit!?


    oh well, now that the CATS outta the bag.....
    ....we can ROLL with it and see if it gets HEATED again....
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    ....we can ROLL with it and see if it gets HEATED again....
    that's what i'm talking 'bout!

    we

    another chance to really get this thread on


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    this is very quick and amateurish....surely someone can do better, but you get the idea....


    A new label for your mom to put on the dryer:
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails -no-cats-jpg  
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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    el oh el




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    JJ was masterbating when this happened. It's official.

    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    howd you know i was catholic????? you sly dog.




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    my question is, is that when your mom grabbed the cat out of the dryer did it shock her?

    literally, static shock...
    Val for President

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    my question is, is that when your mom grabbed the cat out of the dryer did it shock her?

    literally, static shock...

    lmao
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