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Thread: 2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

  1. 06-07-2007, 09:27 AM #161
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    he's always bitching about something.

    quick ed pop out your titty i think he's hungry
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  2. 06-07-2007, 09:28 AM #162
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    fuck you carlton
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  3. 06-07-2007, 09:28 AM #163
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    My dad rolled my cat up in a fold away bed once.
    i guess that's the best sleep that cat ever enjoyed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    i guess that's the best sleep that cat ever enjoyed...

    10/10 joke
    1/10 delivery
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  5. 06-07-2007, 10:09 AM #165
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    so what's my overall scumbucket?
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  6. 06-07-2007, 10:17 AM #166
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    At least she doesn't hang her laundry out to dry. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    At least she doesn't hang her laundry out to dry. Later, QD.
    omg i wish i could rep you again!
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  8. 06-07-2007, 10:18 AM #168
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    LMMFAOROTFLMAO
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  9. 06-07-2007, 10:19 AM #169
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    HONEY please make sure the cat is not in the basket you know what happened last time
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    nothing like beating a dead horse (or cat) loll
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  11. 06-07-2007, 10:23 AM #171
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    We did it like this. We did it like that. We did it with a dried up cat, weeeellllllll. Later, QD.
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  12. 06-07-2007, 10:23 AM #172
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    OMFG!! Tim you were right, this thread is epic!!!!!
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  13. 06-07-2007, 10:24 AM #173
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    honey i shrunk the cat
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    so what's my overall scumbucket?
    i'll give you a 6/10....cuz "nick Cannon is hilaaaarious!!"
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  15. 06-07-2007, 10:28 AM #175
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    that's gay lol
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  16. 06-07-2007, 10:32 AM #176
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    Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

    IN CASE YOU FORGOT
    FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT
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  17. 06-07-2007, 10:34 AM #177
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    When JJ's mom picks out a new cat, she needs the proper accessories.
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    im really concerned for jj's health...

    lol

    not really...

    but where the fuck has he been
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  19. 06-07-2007, 10:42 AM #179
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    recovering from all the hostility received on account of his cat

    maybe he is purifying himself in the waters of lake minatoka
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  20. 06-07-2007, 10:43 AM #180
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    lmao
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  21. 06-07-2007, 10:44 AM #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfastŽ
    Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

    IN CASE YOU FORGOT
    FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT
    yea 'JJ'

    i bet your cat had 'good times' in that fucking dryer

    that shit must have been 'DYN O MITE!!!'

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  22. 06-07-2007, 10:48 AM #182
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfastŽ
    Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

    IN CASE YOU FORGOT
    FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT
    He probably thought he was gonna get a bunch of people crying and mourning over his cat.

    WE AIN'T NEVER CRIED OVER SOME PUSSY...ESPECIALLY NOT BEAT UP PUSSY!!

    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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  23. 06-07-2007, 10:53 AM #183
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    i know that shit aint even tight no more

    it's all loose and fluffy and shit

    fuck that i have standards
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  24. 06-07-2007, 11:10 AM #184
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    i know that shit aint even tight no more

    it's all loose and fluffy and shit

    fuck that i have standards
    May be loose and fluffy, but I'll bet that's one hot pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    May be loose and fluffy, but I'll bet that's one hot pussy.
    I like my pussy shaved, not burnt

    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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  27. 06-07-2007, 11:15 AM #187
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    repost

    you lose jump in the JJ band wagon
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  28. 06-07-2007, 12:28 PM #188
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    no the murderer and the accomplice have left this building due too high volumes of ownage
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  30. 06-07-2007, 02:37 PM #190
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    man just forget you can
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    what are u in a dryer??
    JJ's mom's fuckin bitch ass locked me in here! Let me the fuck out! I don't want to end up like the cat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    We did it like this. We did it like that. We did it with a dried up cat, weeeellllllll. Later, QD.
    BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    I'm on the run. My cats got my gun. He's shooting at me and it ain't fun.
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    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.
    When I was five my mom bought me a little white kitten. it was the first cat she had bought me since I was really little. She had always had bad luck with cats...every one she had ever bought died. So, she buys me this little kitten...I names it Snowball...original, I know. I had him for two days and then never saw him again. I found out this year...I'm 19 now, going on 20...what happened to the cat.

    Mom was doing the white laundry and threw it all in the dryer, but didn't start it right away because the phone rang. She got off the phone, closed the door, and dried the laundry...and Snowball it turns out. When she opened the dryer and there was the dead cat all bloody and nasty she freaked out and called my grandma to help her clean it up. My mom finally told me...and then cried...poor thing. She still feels bad...i just thinjk the cat was stupid.
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  34. 06-07-2007, 09:40 PM #194
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    90% of teens say "oh shit" before a wreck. The other 10% are from Pennsylvania, they say " hold my beer and watch this shit."
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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    lol poor little wayne needs some attention?
    i contemplated deleting this post...
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  36. 06-08-2007, 12:54 PM #196
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    dont worry man ur Cat went to heaven
    friday afternoon bump
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    no bumps needed, i stickied it (although i thought i already did )
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