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Thread: 2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

  1. 06-05-2007, 11:35 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
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    YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOUR MOM RIGHT



    SHIT IS BOUT TO BE ON AND POPPIN
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    that some fucked up shit what you guys are saying. i seriously hope something bad happens to you, so you could be in my shoes. but yeah, go fuck yourselves.
    Why would you wanna wish something bad on us? Shit will happen and my dog will one day die. She won't die b/c I was negligent when she jumped in the dryer, and then not hearing the animal inside slam against the drier and slowly cook to a meal.

    Besides, you know damn well that if someone had told you a story about someone killing their cat by putting them in the dryer you would die laughing...like the rest of us

    BTW, how good was the cat for static? Did it work better than one of those static sheets?

    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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    my advice:

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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
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    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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  6. 06-05-2007, 12:10 PM #46
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    HAHAHA WHATTA FAGGOT
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    It was just a cat

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    lol I was seriously hoping to god that i wasn't the only one who found this to be oddly humorous... my worries are over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    that some fucked up shit what you guys are saying. i seriously hope something bad happens to you, so you could be in my shoes. but yeah, go fuck yourselves.
    what a completely sensible comment... fuck you... fuck your mother... and fuck your baked cat.

    Maybe they'll give you a few bucks if you drop him off at the local chinese food place. I remember a few years back a popular dish was cat with broccolli.
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  10. 06-05-2007, 02:33 PM #50
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    hell yes cat with broccoli ftw
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    ya'll got it all wrong, it was kung pow kitty...
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  12. 06-05-2007, 03:00 PM #52
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    my fault

    i just know that shit was good as fawk

    it tasted like fabric softner sheets
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    i am such a pussy for not coming hard like this in my first post i was el oh el ing my ass off. but seriously get a replacement they are free.





    by the way
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  14. 06-05-2007, 03:12 PM #54
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    yes a pussy you are

    your new dreamsicle should be to not have any remorse for stupid shit lol
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    well i had a little irony with the homeless pet link. ps i rated this with 5 stars will read again.


    high five.
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    LIRL @ this thread.
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    THIS THREAD IS OFF THE CHAIN

    STARTED OUT GAY AS SHIT

    GOT SORTA BORING

    THEN FUCKIN LOLFEST 2007 CAME UP IN THIS BITCH FOR THE TAKEOVER, SHIT IS INCREDIBLE

    OH YEA
    FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT
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  18. 06-05-2007, 03:25 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT
    TELL HIM AGAIN!!
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    FUCKIN FAGGOTT ASS CAT, I BET YOUR MOM USED TO BEAT IT AND THROW IT AROUND WHEN SHE WAS ALL DOPED UP PILLED OUT AND SHIT

    I GOT NEWS FOR YA PHARM PARTIES ARE SO 2003 MAN, TELL UR MOM TO CATCH UP, WEED IS WHERE ITS AT

    IF YOUR MOM WAS HIGH ON GOOD ASS GANJA THIS NEVER WOULDA HAPPENED!!! SHE WOULDA FORGOT THE LOAD WAS IN THE WASHER U DUMB FUCK!! WORST THAT WOULDA HAPPENED IS YOUR CATS FOOD GOT ATE.. WHATTA DUMBASS
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    MURDA MURDA MO MURDA MURDAAAAAAAA WE KILLA KILLAZ



    BONE BONE BONE BONE
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    shit i cant rep you no mo
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    you might want to clean that mess up off the highway here
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    yeah the title of this thread is deceiving the cat was murdered it did not pass away all peaceful in its sleep it was beat and cooked to death in a dryer.
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    FUK THE CAT, YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP HOMEY!!

    U OVER HERE KICKIN ROCKS CRYIN OVER SOME FAGGOT ASS CAT, MEANWHILE YOUR MOM JUST GOT A BOTTLE OF WINE AND 3 MORE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS... SHE BOUT TO GET TWISTED TONITE BRO

    THEY GOT HALFWAY HOMES FOR A REASON PUTO
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  25. 06-05-2007, 03:37 PM #65
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    hey JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    yeah the title of this thread is deceiving the cat was murdered it did not pass away all peaceful in its sleep it was beat and cooked to death in a dryer.
    yea if you wanted to kill the cat there were other alternatives

    i.e.

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    how could you not hear a cat in a dryer going thump thump what thought she was drying some boots? then the cat had to start screaming cats are fucking loud when they are pissed.
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    yea if you had got the cat out early

    you could have saved it and it could have ran that shakeniness out
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    Why would you wanna wish something bad on us? Shit will happen and my dog will one day die. She won't die b/c I was negligent when she jumped in the dryer, and then not hearing the animal inside slam against the drier and slowly cook to a meal.

    Besides, you know damn well that if someone had told you a story about someone killing their cat by putting them in the dryer you would die laughing...like the rest of us

    BTW, how good was the cat for static? Did it work better than one of those static sheets?
    LMAOFAMLMFOAFLAF; hahaha

    wow JJ i can just imagine it

    jj- mom whats that thumping sound?
    mom- the cat in the fuckin dryer!

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gtikid again.
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    didn't y'all read? she threw a "rug" in there to dry off, which somehow explained the fucking thumping/banging/cat screeching noise...wow, just wow.

    not to mention most cat lovers are all like "oh my cat is so smart blah blah blah", what kinda dumbass cat climbs into a fuckin dryer? what does a dryer possibly have to offer a cat? has it gotten in there before for a nice ride and wanted another one? if so i guess ur mom forgot to put that shit on the gentle cycle huh?
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    lmao no no no, jj's dad forgot to remind his mom to watch out for the cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.

    hahaha damn your mom has to be reminded every time
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    didn't y'all read? she threw a "rug" in there to dry off, which somehow explained the fucking thumping/banging/cat screeching noise...wow, just wow.

    not to mention most cat lovers are all like "oh my cat is so smart blah blah blah", what kinda dumbass cat climbs into a fuckin dryer? what does a dryer possibly have to offer a cat? has it gotten in there before for a nice ride and wanted another one? if so i guess ur mom forgot to put that shit on the gentle cycle huh?
    Yea the last time I threw my rug to wash, it started barking at me, how odd

    So this is why so many asian people own laundry mats!!! Too secretly cook the cat while no one suspects, and then deliver it to the restaurant that they own as well!! Genius

    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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    holy shit!!1 this thread is the chit.


    I fucking hate cats, so I feel no pain or regrets in saying" who da fuck cares?"

    Continue with the flamin on JJ alfano_

    Remmeber those - rep that you had pending? I bet I can now.

    Fuk why can't I neg rep you anymore.....You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to JJ Alfano again.
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    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha
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