2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

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06-07-2007, 09:27 AM
william_jeff

he's always bitching about something.

quick ed pop out your titty i think he's hungry
06-07-2007, 09:28 AM
Ed

fuck you carlton
06-07-2007, 09:28 AM
william_jeff

Quote:

Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter

My dad rolled my cat up in a fold away bed once. :(

i guess that's the best sleep that cat ever enjoyed...
06-07-2007, 09:58 AM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by william_jeff

i guess that's the best sleep that cat ever enjoyed...

10/10 joke
1/10 delivery
06-07-2007, 10:09 AM
william_jeff

so what's my overall scumbucket?
06-07-2007, 10:17 AM
quickdodge®

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At least she doesn't hang her laundry out to dry. Later, QD.
06-07-2007, 10:17 AM
Ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

At least she doesn't hang her laundry out to dry. Later, QD.

omg i wish i could rep you again! :lmfao: :lmfao:
06-07-2007, 10:18 AM
william_jeff

LMMFAOROTFLMAO
06-07-2007, 10:19 AM
william_jeff

HONEY please make sure the cat is not in the basket you know what happened last time
06-07-2007, 10:22 AM
Leadfoot_mf

nothing like beating a dead horse (or cat) loll
06-07-2007, 10:23 AM
quickdodge®

We did it like this. We did it like that. We did it with a dried up cat, weeeellllllll. Later, QD.
06-07-2007, 10:23 AM
Echonova

OMFG!! Tim you were right, this thread is epic!!!!!
06-07-2007, 10:24 AM
william_jeff

honey i shrunk the cat
06-07-2007, 10:27 AM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by william_jeff

so what's my overall scumbucket?

i'll give you a 6/10....cuz "nick Cannon is hilaaaarious!!" :lmfao:
06-07-2007, 10:28 AM
william_jeff

that's gay lol
06-07-2007, 10:32 AM
thinkfast®

Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

IN CASE YOU FORGOT
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT
06-07-2007, 10:34 AM
Echonova

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When JJ's mom picks out a new cat, she needs the proper accessories.
06-07-2007, 10:34 AM
Ed

im really concerned for jj's health...

lol

not really...

but where the fuck has he been
06-07-2007, 10:42 AM
william_jeff

recovering from all the hostility received on account of his cat

maybe he is purifying himself in the waters of lake minatoka
06-07-2007, 10:43 AM
Ed

lmao
06-07-2007, 10:44 AM
william_jeff

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkfast®

Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

IN CASE YOU FORGOT
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT

yea 'JJ'

i bet your cat had 'good times' in that fucking dryer

that shit must have been 'DYN O MITE!!!'

http://www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/jj_1808.jpg
06-07-2007, 10:48 AM
gtikid

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkfast®

Day 7, or 8.. gaah damn JJ bet u never saw this comin lol

IN CASE YOU FORGOT
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT

:lmfao: He probably thought he was gonna get a bunch of people crying and mourning over his cat.

WE AIN'T NEVER CRIED OVER SOME PUSSY...ESPECIALLY NOT BEAT UP PUSSY!! :lmfao:
06-07-2007, 10:53 AM
william_jeff

i know that shit aint even tight no more

it's all loose and fluffy and shit

fuck that i have standards
06-07-2007, 11:10 AM
Echonova

Quote:

Originally Posted by william_jeff

i know that shit aint even tight no more

it's all loose and fluffy and shit

fuck that i have standards

May be loose and fluffy, but I'll bet that's one hot pussy.
06-07-2007, 11:13 AM
gtikid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Echonova

May be loose and fluffy, but I'll bet that's one hot pussy.

I like my pussy shaved, not burnt :goodjob:
06-07-2007, 11:14 AM
Doppelgänger

http://boortz.com/images/funny/free_cat.jpg
06-07-2007, 11:15 AM
william_jeff

repost

you lose jump in the JJ band wagon
06-07-2007, 12:28 PM
Echonova

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06-07-2007, 12:33 PM
william_jeff

no the murderer and the accomplice have left this building due too high volumes of ownage
06-07-2007, 02:37 PM
william_jeff

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man just forget you can
06-07-2007, 09:12 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf

what are u in a dryer??

JJ's mom's fuckin bitch ass locked me in here! Let me the fuck out! I don't want to end up like the cat!
06-07-2007, 09:21 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

We did it like this. We did it like that. We did it with a dried up cat, weeeellllllll. Later, QD.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm on the run. My cats got my gun. He's shooting at me and it ain't fun. :lmfao:
06-07-2007, 09:29 PM
seksicarlovinchick

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Alfano

After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.

When I was five my mom bought me a little white kitten. it was the first cat she had bought me since I was really little. She had always had bad luck with cats...every one she had ever bought died. So, she buys me this little kitten...I names it Snowball...original, I know. I had him for two days and then never saw him again. I found out this year...I'm 19 now, going on 20...what happened to the cat.

Mom was doing the white laundry and threw it all in the dryer, but didn't start it right away because the phone rang. She got off the phone, closed the door, and dried the laundry...and Snowball it turns out. When she opened the dryer and there was the dead cat all bloody and nasty she freaked out and called my grandma to help her clean it up. My mom finally told me...and then cried...poor thing. She still feels bad...i just thinjk the cat was stupid.
06-07-2007, 09:40 PM
mxglory258

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06-08-2007, 12:38 AM
ShooterMcGavin

Quote:

Originally Posted by YSLBTT

lol poor little wayne needs some attention?

i contemplated deleting this post... :D
06-08-2007, 12:54 PM
Benefit

bump
06-08-2007, 12:56 PM
TRDwasiq

dont worry man ur Cat went to heaven;)
friday afternoon bump
06-08-2007, 01:00 PM
ShooterMcGavin

no bumps needed, i stickied it :goodjob: (although i thought i already did :thinking: )
06-08-2007, 01:02 PM
Benefit

hahahahhaa
06-08-2007, 06:26 PM
Echonova

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...d.php?t=123172

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