DINOSAURS ON THE ARK!!!!!!

[quickdodge®]

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By Andrea Hopkins
42 minutes ago

PETERSBURG, Ky (Reuters) - Like many modern museums, the newest U.S. tourist attraction includes some awesome exhibits -- roaring dinosaurs and a life-sized ship.

But only at the Creation Museum in Kentucky do the dinosaurs sail on the ship -- Noah's Ark, to be precise.

The Christian creators of the sprawling museum, unveiled on Saturday, hope to draw as many as half a million people each year to their state-of-the-art project, which depicts the Bible's first book, Genesis, as literal truth.

While the $27 million museum near Cincinnati has drawn snickers from media and condemnation from U.S. scientists, those who believe God created the heavens and the Earth in six days about 6,000 years ago say their views are finally being represented.

"What we've done here is to give people an opportunity to hear information that is not readily available ... to challenge them that really you can believe the Bible's history," said Ken Ham, president of the group Answers in Genesis that founded the museum.

Here exhibits show the Grand Canyon took just days to form during Noah's flood, dinosaurs coexisted with humans and had a place on Noah's Ark, and Cain married his sister to people the earth, among other Biblical wonders.

Scientists, secularists and moderate Christians have pledged to protest the museum's public opening on Monday. An airplane trailing a "Thou Shalt Not Lie" banner buzzed overhead during the museum's opening news conference.

Opponents argue that children who see the exhibits will be confused when they learn in school that the universe is 14 billion years old rather than 6,000.

"Teachers don't deserve a student coming into class saying 'Gee Mrs. Brown, I went to this fancy museum and it said you're teaching me a lie,"' Dr. Eugenie Scott, executive director of the National Center for Science Education, told reporters before the museum opened.

A Gallup poll last year showed almost half of Americans believe that humans did not evolve but were created by God in their present form within the last 10,000 years.

Later, QD.

[Sol-Badguy]

Here exhibits show the Grand Canyon took just days to form during Noah's flood, dinosaurs coexisted with humans and had a place on Noah's Ark, and Cain married his sister to people the earth, among other Biblical wonders.
Later, QD.

??

Does that mean everyone's inbred?

[quickdodge®]

Yup. All this took place in Alabama. Later, QD.

[Sol-Badguy]

Yikes.

[Halfwit]

big ass boat. with alot of incest lovin goin on...

[§treet_§peed]

big ass boat. with alot of incest lovin goin on...

you would fit right in banging your 14 year old sis or cousin

[Halfwit]

you would fit right in banging your 14 year old sis or cousin

you wnat me to make a post about a 14 y/o u know?

[IDriveToast]

What a crock of shit lol

[§treet_§peed]

you wnat me to make a post about a 14 y/o u know?

sure feel free.. bitch sure can suck a dick tho...

[superboost]

a slight twist on christianity, but its their flava. not everyone subscribes to the same doctrine, but hey, live and let live.

[Mr_Mischif]

Do people realize that we basically originally had sex with ourselves, and that's how people began? It's like getting your hand pregnant.

[Halfwit]

so why do my parents have to get all uppity an crazy when i start fondling my cousin?

[THEONE]

you should check out the real story of noah's ark on discovery channel or it may have been history channel.its pretty good and was dated to be thousands of years older than the made up one that we all know and love

[koukis14]

so why do my parents have to get all uppity an crazy when i start fondling my cousin?

Because she is 9?? j/k

[240sxautox]

I got my hand pregnant the other day.

[Mr_Mischif]

I got my hand pregnant the other day.

You sure you're the father?

[quickdodge®]

You sure you're the father?

Maury said no. Later, QD.

[Crazy Asian]

Fuck man so that means Im part Yousef, part Brett, part QD, and part BUSH!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

[BABY J]

The Ark. LOL. Cute. The only thing it'd prove if we find it ,is that there are old boats. NOW we gotta find one big enough for 2 T-rex's, a coupla Bronsaurus's, dos pteradactyl, and a partridge and a pear tree. Blah.

[IDriveToast]

The Ark. LOL. Cute. The only thing it'd prove if we find it ,is that there are old boats. NOW we gotta find one big enough for 2 T-rex's, a coupla Bronsaurus's, dos pteradactyl, and a partridge and a pear tree. Blah.

There would be no way of NOT finding a boat that size

Unless...boat = Earth :O

Then aliens come into play...and everyone can have a fancy religious hoopla!

[OneSlow5pt0]

and how did he stop the T-Rex from eating everything and him

[koukis14]

and how did he stop the T-Rex from eating everything and him

Huge fuckin muzzle?

[Crazy Asian]

Neuter...man neuter the t-rex.

[Psycho]

It is said that over 50% of the stories in The New Testament have been made up, and weren't even in the real bible. Also, most of what is written about Jesus' birth has been disproven by historians. Sorry children, Christianity is a lie.

[koukis14]

It is said that over 50% of the stories in The New Testament have been made up, and weren't even in the real bible. Also, most of what is written about Jesus' birth has been disproven by historians. Sorry children, Christianity is a lie.

All organized religion that asks for money is.

[David88vert]

It is said that over 50% of the stories in The New Testament have been made up, and weren't even in the real bible. Also, most of what is written about Jesus' birth has been disproven by historians. Sorry children, Christianity is a lie.

It's only said by you - here. Care to back your statements up?



Where were all you people when I asked for a scientific fact-based debate?

Believe in whatever you want - there is a God, there isn't, .... Evolution, Creation, etc... But know this - WHATEVER you choose to believe, you take that completely on faith - nothing more. No one was around to witness the beginning, or any of these "observances" (either side). So if you chose to believe that a few men are telling you that something is a million years old, or a thousand years old, you are basing that completely upon faith in something that you did not observe or experience.

[koukis14]

It's only said by you - here. Care to back your statements up?



Where were all you people when I asked for a scientific fact-based debate?

Believe in whatever you want - there is a God, there isn't, .... Evolution, Creation, etc... But know this - WHATEVER you choose to believe, you take that completely on faith - nothing more. No one was around to witness the beginning, or any of these "observances" (either side). So if you chose to believe that a few men are telling you that something is a million years old, or a thousand years old, you are basing that completely upon faith in something that you did not observe or experience.

There is a god, I met him. He sold me a bag of weed that was really light but I didn't front because he said he would turn me gay if I didn't give him his money and get the hell out of his moms house. Jesus was there too but he was sleeping. Jesus has a really cool bong.

[Psycho]

There is a god, I met him. He sold me a bag of weed that was really light but I didn't front because he said he would turn me gay if I didn't give him his money and get the hell out of his moms house. Jesus was there too but he was sleeping. Jesus has a really cool bong.

LoL

[BABY J]

What a mind fuck.

[OneSlow5pt0]

i think ill join the Pagans

[Psycho]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...cow+bell&hl=en
I need more cowbell

[koukis14]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Psycho again.

[OneSlow5pt0]

also they are called Jesus Horses,not dinosaurs

[404S2K]

also they are called Jesus Horses,not dinosaurs

[nreggie454]

No matter how you look at it, you won't change someone's opinion one way or the other on this issue. For my own reasons, I choose to believe that there is a God, but I won't flame somebody else who has a different viewpoint. I know that a lot of the stories in the Bible aren't 100% factual, but they still teach a good way to live.

I definitely know the wrong way to get people to believe in God is to say that they are going to hell because they don't believe the things I believe. Even in the Bible it says that no human can truly understand all that God wants or his plans, so I don't think that any human can say that another is going to hell for whatever reason. You aren't God, you cannot know all his/her plans or decisions.

[Jimmy B]

No matter how you look at it, you won't change someone's opinion one way or the other on this issue. For my own reasons, I choose to believe that there is a God, but I won't flame somebody else who has a different viewpoint. I know that a lot of the stories in the Bible aren't 100% factual, but they still teach a good way to live.

I definitely know the wrong way to get people to believe in God is to say that they are going to hell because they don't believe the things I believe. Even in the Bible it says that no human can truly understand all that God wants or his plans, so I don't think that any human can say that another is going to hell for whatever reason. You aren't God, you cannot know all his/her plans or decisions.

you sir, i agree with... reps