Yikes, some one woke up on the wrong side of the cock. I know what will cheer you up, will... REP ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
Yikes, some one woke up on the wrong side of the cock. I know what will cheer you up, will... REP ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!
after i fucked your mom and cummed on her face and took a cool pic of that money shot to add to my collection, i fell asleep.. well... the bitch rolled over at some point during the night and slept on my arm... and it feels like it got bear trapped.. so yes.. im VERY pissed.
2 / 3 = 0.666
Ah, the typical mexican... always fanticizing about dating a fat, ugly, white woman in hopes of gaining citizenship.
no son, im doing her simply because i can.
2 / 3 = 0.666
Hey man, I almost got your mom too... but it turned out it was your dad in drag.
OMG.. LAME!Hey man, I almost got your mom too... but it turned out it was your dad in drag.
listen here chap... no matter what you say.. i will still be banging your mother..
and yes you will STILL hear the balls clapping against that lithuanian ass just about every night...
buy an MP3 player... load some celine dion.... and cry yourself to sleep.
2 / 3 = 0.666
Stop trying to cover up the fact that you like smoking meat cigars. You can talk all you want about sex with a woman, but I still know about you and your lust for 12 year old Hatian boys.
I've seen how excited you get, when "the hand of a thousand cocks" shows up at the meets, you get all sweaty, and you're always so eager to run up and shake his hand. Then, when you think no one is watching, you rub your hand all over your face. Afterwards, you stay in your car the rest of the night, trying to hide your erection. But every one knows what you're doing.
"Hey guys, I'm not gay... I love the vagina sex."yeah ok, buddy
How about you stop spending all your money on gay hookers, and buy some penicillin for you clap. I found a job if u need it.
HANDY-MAN/LANDSCAPE HELP NEEDED ASAP!!!! (READ)
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