Quote Originally Posted by kainejuice?
gurl u need to get HOOKED ON PHONICS!! afta u done doin dat then get HOOKED ON EBONICS!!!
Translation:

"I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. FUCK YOU Uncle Dennis for molesting me as a kid - PHUCK YOU!!! Why can't I just get laid or get paid? WHY WHY WHY!!!!!"